Sunday, April 26, 2009

Parting Shot III

See? I'm back again.
I can't quite detach myself from this forum of personal comment, recollection and experience - I suppose it's to do with the fact that my newer, Canadian blog isn't quite suitable for this kind of thing.

Where was I?
Oh, yes...realization of advancing age by comparison to figures from popular culture who loomed large in one's formative years.

Gadzooks!
Grace Slick is 69!

Ye gods!
Judith Durham is 65! Seems only yesterday I was listening to The Seekers on the radio (that's a YouTube link to a film of them recording "I'll Never Find Another You".

Strike a light!
Chrissie Hynde & Suzi Quatro are both 58!

Sacre Bleu!
Even Siouxsie Sioux is 52!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Parting Shot II

Te Crees La Muy Muy - "You Think You're So Great"


I couldn't help myself. I had to present this video and translate the lyrics...and write the Wikipedia article. The Metacafe video has gone and youtube won't allow this to be embedded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXLVIaHXCFI


Amandititia is the poisonous dwarf, whose parents are from Tampico (and whose late father was a respected musician), who has taken Mexican cumbia, with its irritatingly catchy accordion, to a new level. This is a toxic blast against the shallow, peroxided, malinchisma 'gueras' of Mexico. The lyrics are so idiomatic they make little sense in English

I mean, could you have imagined Selena singing this?

Chorus
Te crees la muy muy (You think you're so great)
Te crees la muy muy
(You think you're so great)
Te crees la muy muy
(You think you're so great)
te pones minifalda y te crees la muy muy (You put on your miniskirt and you think you're so great)


Oxigenada (Peroxided,
)
zorra parada
(Parading bitch)
cada vez estas mas aguada
(Each time you are more loose)
usa pomada de la campana
(Use ointment and a hood)
para que se te quite
(For it to remove all)
lo arrugada
(the wrinkling)

Quieres encajar en la sociedad
(You want to fit in society)
y te dedicas a farolear
(And you dedicate yourself to lightness)
eres mas fea que el chupacabras
(You are ugly like vampire goats,)
mas mala que bush
(Much worse than Bush)

Chorus

mentirosa, ladrona apestosa
(Liar, stinking thief,)
tonta babosa
(Slimy fool,)
cara de cola
(Face like your ass,)
mala mujer no tienes piedad
(Bad woman who has no mercy,)
eres una escoria de la sociedad
(You're the dregs of society)
callate la boca culebra mentirosa
(Shut your mouth, you lying snake,)
racista y envidiosa
(Racist and envious.)
pobre de aquel que te haga su esposa y descubra
(Pity on those who take you as wife)
que estas bien sarnosa
(And discover you are so scabby.)

Chorus x2

Presumida niña creida
(Presumptuous, growing girl)
tienes problemas de autoestima
(You have self-esteem problems.)
aunque te metas aun temascal
(Although you take a steam bath)
tus vidas pasadas no vas a limpiar
(You are not going to clean your past lives)
desvergonzada , interesada
(Impertinent, of interest)
en pocos años se te cae la papada (In a few years you'll have a double chin)
no importas si lees saspito o ingles
(It doesn't matter if you read Sapito or English)
si te quitas los zapatos te huelen los pies
(If you take off your shoes, your feet still smell)

Chorus

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Parting Shot

Finalmente, puedo decir, en serio, "Soy Mexicano". Fuimos al sub-delegacion del SRE en Cd.Victoria ayer para recoger mi Carta de Naturalizacion. Que buen dia, pero cómo es extraño ahora aceptar esto apenas como me voy.

But that's the way the world works, I guess. I'm sure Alanis Morissette would have had something to say about that.

So, it's 5.00AM on 'D-Day' and now, incredibly, I am feeling a little apprehensive - perhaps more so at the realization of what awaits here should a return be forced. There is, fortunately, none of the melancholia that came with me from London, way back in September 2003. We are driving (into the sunset) to McAllen thence flying, tomorrow to Toronto via Houston.

Wish me well, folks...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Gone In Five Years

Swansong. The Last Post. Outta' Here!

Flights are booked from McAllen to Toronto on 29th January. Wife and daughter will return after 2 weeks and I will remain, find accommodation and commence The Great White Job Hunt - yeah, yeah...Great Economic Slowdown and all that, I know...but I can't wear myself out thinking about all this and there comes a time when all that can be done is done and it's time to jump.

So I am shifting my thinking from here to there and it seemed like a fitting time to call it a day. The last five years haven't always been enjoyable and I am largely to blame for this by allowing many aspects of my life to be controlled by others - something quite against my character. This meant that I grew lazy and began to suffer from 'valemadrismo'. I don't wish to see this upcoming move elsewhere as some form of fevered straw-clutching but I do wonder, sometimes...

So I would like to say a heartfelt thank-you to all those who have encouraged and supported me in their own way:
  • Ed & Fran Murphy
  • Bob Mrotek
  • John Calypso
  • Steve Cotton
  • Richard Grabman
  • Michael Dickson
  • Cesar Zapata
  • Sergio Garza
  • Lou Hempkins
  • Tato Rodriguez
  • Joe Farangateli
  • Jennifer Rose
  • 'RiverGirl'
  • Theresa (in Merida)
  • Rolly (in Lerdo)
  • Marie
  • Herman
  • Billie
  • Marie
  • Brenda
  • Jordi Rousel
  • Ed Guzman
Apologies if I didn't mention you by name.

I would have dearly loved to have met more folk on that list than I did, but a large thing called 'life' frequently got in the way...perhaps some other eon.

Those of you who enjoy reading my rambling, and writing on my recusancy, may continue to do so at The Potential Canuck.

Bye!

Monday, December 15, 2008

The Thin & Wavy Line Between 'Just Enough' and 'Way Too Many'
An Aspergian Chronicle


Before starting properly, let me give one wonderful advantage of life here in Mexico...I can walk in to a pharmacy and buy almost any medicinal compound I care to purchase, without let, hindrance, restriction or prescription. This afternoon, I seized el toro by his cuernos and went to Farmacias Similares for an SSRI. I had decided to start myself on 50mg Sertraline ('Aluprex' brand) - a packet of 20 tablets cost MN$180, less than 10 pounds sterling - to see if I can lift the gray clouds that frequently hover overhead these days. The other face of this attempt is the catharsis that follows below...

I have written, in the past and at a personal level, on the nature of, what I have considered to be, a hypermanic tendency of mine. On reading and reflection, however, I have begun to wonder whether there is an Aspergian strand woven in to it. This tendency manifests itself in the near-compulsion to hoard examples of a certain class of object, or of a specific type within that general class. There is no rationale, seemingly, for what constitutes and admirable quality for addition to the 'collection', yet neither is it entirely random.

Thus far, it seems to have struck me in phases - presumably as interest is lost or shifted. Its most recent, and longest lasting, manifestation began in early 2001. I was studying for final exams in a Bachelor's degree when my attention was diverted by Ebay offerings of Britsh designed and built, portable, tube radios of the 'suitcase' or 'handbag' type (usually known as 'lunchbox portables' in the USA). I began to acquire examples, differentiate between marques, gather information and service data, catalogue them on a website I authored - all while exams were looming large.

This interest was concurrent with a similar fascination over 'Hallicrafters' brand, metal-cased, tabletop communications receivers as well as other diversifications in to vintage radio test equipment and heavy, ex-military 'boat-anchor' sets. These threads of interest and acquisition built towards a frenzy in summer 2003 when I allowed myself to take full advantage of our impending move to Mexico as it offered large volumes of shipping space and easy finance from a property sale.

There was a lull, at this point, as I took stock whilst assembling the shipping manifest. I wondered how I was to receive shipped purchases from the Great American Cornucopia that is Ebay once we were in Mexico. Sure, the wife had relatives in Houston as well as on the Texas border near McAllen but I couldn't very well abuse their patience and goodwill with the kind of volume package receipts that had given me, so far:
  • 100+ British portables
  • 11 Hallicrafters sets from the 'S-38' series
  • 16 ex-military receivers - each weighing 100lbs+
  • 8 oscilloscopes - including a monstrous 120lb, tube driven 'Tektronix'
  • 5 signal generators - all tube driven, low frequency, very heavy and quite useless
There was only one thing to do - buy more!! But how was I to do this? High shipping costs from the UK, to my newly acquired mailbox at a receiving facility in McAllen, ruled out any further British gear and, in any event, the focus of interest was shifting again.

From early 2004 onwards, the Zenith 'Trans-Oceanic' portable (but only the H500 and 600 series sets) became the target of attention and, over the next few years, some 40 odd examples were acquired. These were joined by a 'small' selection (about two dozen, or so) of unusual examples of portable radios by RCA and General Electric. In late 2006, however, the attentive distraction was caught by examples of the plain, brown-bakelite cased table radio of the 'All-American Five' design from the 1940's. These were plentiful, cheap and easy to repair and - by Summer 2008 - some 25 examples had been acquired from Ebay and 'followed me home' to be stacked and racked. Space in my workshop was now at a premium. Physically, there was no place left to put anything and shelving at high-level was in evidence in the laundry room - much to wife's chagrin.

Now, moving all this gear in 2003 had taken about 800 cubic feet of shipping space - half a container. I had disposed of just seven radios in five years but acquired a multitude of others. I just this minute counted up and there are well nigh on 200 radios...of which just a mere handful (less than 10) have been restored to working condition. And this despite more examples of test gear, boxes of spare tubes, cleaning & restoring materials, tools (both specialist and general), racks of drawers of replacement resistors, diodes, capacitors, lamps, fuses than might be considered 'normal' or reasonable...(sigh)

In the Summer of 2008, there was an unexpected twist when I saw on Ebay (where else) that semi-professional SLR camera bodies - especially the Nikon FE and FM series - were selling at around US$50 for good, clean examples, without lenses. This was terrifically cheap, compared to what they had cost when new in the late 1970's, as I had salivated over them as a spotty schoolboy. My interest was further stroked and spurred by the discovery that Kodak now made black-and-white film for the C-41 developing process, which meant that any corner drugstore with one of those wonderful Noritsu minilabs could now handle B/W film in less than an hour.

Within a few short months, I was the proud owner of five such examples of Japanese engineering. And yet, whilst browsing one day, I saw that there was an even better example, a potential ne plus ultra, as I saw, with a certain spine-tingling inevitability, that good, clean, lens-less examples of the Nikon F2 - a fully mechanical, professional camera body - could be had for around US$150. They say the Nikon F2 is a camera tough enough to fight off the rioters, photograph the demonstration then use to hammer the nail in to the wall to hang the picture.

Before I knew it, and before I had yet to expose but a single frame of film, I had four, brute-heavy F2's sitting in front of me. These were cleaned and encased with the FE's and the FM. Yet I was stymied. Original Nikkor lenses were, even used, incredibly expensive - often two or three times the price of the camera body. Yet, with clenched jaw and cold sweats, I set to find examples of Soviet medium-format lenses as cheaper alternatives to the Nikkors. But these were all for the east-European 'Pentacon Six' type camera system and so required an adaptor for the Nikon F lens mount. Fingers flying, mind unthinking, hazed and dazed, I bought a shift-correction adaptor (for architectural photography), a Mir-Arsenal 33mm lens, a great gibbous bulb of a Arsat 16mm fisheye lens and, in fevered, adrenaline-drenched fury, a Nikon F4.

All this brought the body count up to 11 cameras (including what I had already), 17 lenses, seven 72mm B/W filters, nine 52mm filters, two exposure meters, two demountable, waist-level viewfinders (for the Nikon F2), a tripod, a flash gun, a motor drive for the FE/FM series, a depleted bank account and a guilty conscience - although the latter two things take up no room at all.

And I still had to take but one roll of film...Still, I was yet to properly clean and restore a radio to be sold.

Hypomania - and now there's the move to another country in the offing...

The hobby, seemingly, has become the acquisition of these things for its own sake, rather than the restoration and use of the things themselves. Their acquisition is not for the pleasure in the actual keeping and maintaining of the article (out of sight, out of mind), but rather for the search for examples, reviews, information, opinions, parts, history etc. It is in the anticipation of the look, smell, feel of the article being sought and its effect upon the senses. This is heightened somewhat by the logistics of delivery and the fact that this delays the gratification somewhat.

Sometimes, I catch myself browsing ebay still, looking at such curios as bubble sextants (for air navigation), slide rules, Soviet mechanical watches and old kitchen appliances - the ephemera of technologically simpler times - and I feel my attention, my 'want-ometer
', begin to twitch anew...oh-oh!

And, in similar vein, I had wondered whether I had approached other aspects of my free-time use in the same manner. Certainly there had been websites, for example, on radios, the store, my daughter, a proposed expansion to the store etc, and that these were begun in a white heat of enthusiasm but have since languished in various stages of completion. More recently, there have been blogs - mainly serving as an outlet for frustrations, both real and imagined. At last count, there were four of these, of which one is abandoned, one is reserved and the other two are written to but sporadically. To a certain extent, my written contributions to other people's blog postings (and, again, more recently, to for dealing with travel to, and living in, Mexico) have also served as an orthographic safety-valve of sorts, that can allow for finely whetted and honed sarcasm or the blunter weapon of a coarse schadenfreude.

And now, the momma and grand-pappy of 'em all, a move to another country, wherein I will be expected to provide the principal means of support. I wonder how long I will be able to maintain a high level of enthusiasm and dedication for this newest endeavour? Especially in light of potential difficulties in securing employment.

At this point, I run out of steam, let out another sigh and look out of the window, again. I have no answer...yet.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Green Grass Here & There

I was web-searching for references to this blog recently, and spent some time re-reading the opinions of my Commentariat concerning the posts therein. One commentator suggested that I was living his dream, in having turned my back on the modern, finance-driven, tie-wearing corporate world and suggested, thereby, that I was engaged in a somewhat more honest, more worthwhile form of labor.

The more I thought about this, the more I was reminded of Gordon Comstock, the protagonist of Orwell's "Keep The Aspidistra Flying". In adherence to an inchoate principle, Comstock renounces the 'money-god' and walks out of a well-paying, secure job as s copywriter. He intends to live by his writing, apart from the mainstream, but finds instead that it is a slow, potholed road to starvation and penury. He was living his dream, but at great cost, and accepts, eventually, that a simple return to comfortable normality is not a defeat.

Hence, a simple moral to the tale would be a variation on the them of the other side's grass always appearing greener.

Now, at this point, I should make a reasoned case both for and against life in Mexico for one of my age and circumstance. But the more I considered the various matrices, analyses and issues in the fomentation of such arguments, I began to see that the simplistic truism of green grass being highly relevant.

Whether one believes one is in a better situation than before is almost entirely based on perception, assuming all other indicators to be broadly equal. Such perceptions may be based on unquantifiables - referred to as one's 'comfort zone' - and yet they may exert a powerful influence.

And here is the nub if the issue - I am no longer comfortable here: It is not that we are badly off (we are not); it is not that we have nothing (we have plenty); it is not that we are in a condition of want or shortage; it is not that we dreams now soured; it is not that life has become untenable, or even difficult.

Yet, somehow, I detect that my consciousness has become a little more bovine over these last five years and what was once extraordinary, or worthy of sanguine observation, or pithy comment, or withering sarcasm, or piercing frankness, now seems to be a part of the background, unnoticed and accepted. This may well explain, to answer another query, why I write less of what i see here, especially amongst la gente, el muchadumbre of Mercado Juarez. The foibles and curiosities are becoming commonplace.

And so I begin to wonder whether the Canadian grass is greener either figuratively or in actuality...

Saturday, December 06, 2008

News To Use

Some disturbing news from Coahuila this week. Their state government is petitioning the Federal Executive for a constitutional amendment to re-introduce the death penalty for kidnappers who kill their victims. The state governments of Nayarit and Yucutan are said to be also considering their own petitions to DF in support of the Coahuila initiative. Tamaulipas's official response is awaited but, already, the PAN opposition in this state have allied themselves with the PRD to denounce Coahuila's call. (Newsflash: Eugenio Flores, Governor of Tamaulipas, has announced a position of studied neutrality and simply said that if the death penalty is found to lower crime then it should be applied).

Readers may recall that it was Coahuila that first legalized same-sex marriages outside DF so such a liberal attitude is a strange contrast to calls for legal murder (or perhaps not).

Meanwhile, in Tamaulipas, the regional association of auto dealers has announced that, in October 2008, Tampico lead the way for new auto sales in all categories of vehicle. We played our part in adding to the totals by purchasing a Nissan truck chassis for the store to replace an aged Dodge Ram pickup. The chassis was sent to a truck body-builder for a platform and gate sides and the resulting vehicle can carry 5 cubic meters of cargo - max. weight 1.5 tons - more than twice what the old Dodge could carry in a smaller footprint and with better economy.

We went ceramics buying to Dolores Hidalgo recently with this new vehicle and reckoned that, even with two nights hotel accommodation and the fact we can't carry as much as our regular shipper (hence, more visits per annum), it has still reduced the shipping cost from 16% of the value of the merchandise to about 7%.

Interesting news from Tampico where, despite the resignation of the local police chief, for unexplained reasons, a new Canine Response team of 8 hounds has been inaugurated. Currently, the beasts are on patrol with their handlers in the downtown area to allegedly combat a potential increase in street crime as the Christmas bonus season approaches. Colour me cynical, but how does the presence of drug-detecting dogs (which is what they have been trained for, apparently) counter an increase in theft and robbery? Methinks this is more for the show of the thing - rather like the million-dollar chopper that flies around all day whooping its siren - and someone needs to read (and apply) a translation of the Peelian Principles.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Authentic-Schmentic!

As a contributor to some of the web's more popular travel fora concerning Mexico, I am especially struck by the number of folk, primarily American, who wish to know where they may best experience the "real" or "authentic" Mexico.

What on earth do they mean by the use of such terms? Anywhere south of the Rio Grande to the southern edge of Chiapas - in short, these United Mexican States - may be described as the 'real' Mexico. Just what are they expecting?

I had opined, recently, that, perhaps, they were expecting to be able to discover a slightly Hollywoodized version of Mexico - a campesino in his serape and sombrero, asleep against a wall - where the poverty was picturesquely safe, reassuringly well-presented, almost Disneyfied. They would rail against such tourist showcases as Cancun and Acapulco, claiming that these were not 'authentic'. They would praise San Miguel de Allende as a good example of the kind of authenticity they sought, perhaps.

I believe that such folk would be stunned in to silence by some of the things that pass for normal here. Things that are truly real, in the most prosaic and mundane ways, and yet so beyond their ken they would not be able to understand what they are seeing.

In some ways, this quest for an imaginary 'authenticity' is reflected in the claims of those retirees to Mexico who say they have discovered their own corner of paradise. It is a denial of the fact that anything needs to change or that anything could be improved. It overlooks the fact that this trillion-dollar economy - the 10th largest in the world - is industrialized and moving forward towards the kind of place where even the poorest can be given an opportunity to attain the material comforts taken for granted in the richer north.

Pondering 'Brain Death'

Firstly, some truisms, that may or mayn't be related:

  • 'Idiot Labor' - that is, unskilled, repetitive, low stimulus work - has a tendency to kill a person's creativity;
  • Manual idiot labor is to be preferred, if one engages in it at all, as it is, at least, possible to complete one's tasks almost on 'auto-pilot'. Clerical idiot labor requires one's full attention and so there are fewer possibilities for diversion to make the time pass more quickly;
  • Long periods of inactive solitude - such as working in a store with few customers - can either lead to a desire for 'make-work' or boredom. Either way, attempts at non-work creativity are very difficult to maintain;
  • Work related creativity can be very satisfying - that is, finding new ways to do old things or new things to do - but the issue is maintaining a sufficiently steady pace, especially once the novelty has worn thin.
In order to avoid such kinds of mental stagnation and numbness personally, I have relied upon such external stimuli as blog writing, reading, my websites and many radio-related issues and topics. I do not read 'pulp fiction' (mass-market paperbacks) - never having been much interested in it - and tend to browse for long periods. In writing, I try and keep my arguments both rational and lucid, my prose purple, my love of euphony steering that wavy line between it and hyperbole.

Concerning our business, I have been stymied by the strength of the matriarchy in the practical application of solutions to the issues as I see them. I am only able to come up with novel approaches in isolation because it is highly unlikely they would be accepted. as they go against the traditionalist grain. For example, I have proposed that we maintain a small 'core list' of those items most useful to our smaller commercial customers and offer them at a greatly reduced price. Of course, such an idea runs directly counter to the Mexican "gouge 'em 'til they bleed" way of doing business.

And so I find myself wondering, once and again, whether my 'brain-death avoidance techniques' have been flawed in their approach as they have not directly contributed to the knowledge base required for being here.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Straight, Straight, Straight...Left

I always enjoy meeting some of my correspondents, especially for the first time. One-on-one conversation allows for a much more rapid sharing of ideas, opinions, views and stories than e-mail exchanges. Over a beer or three, on a balcony overlooking the plaza of a softly humid tropical eve, it can be very pleasant indeed.

It was under such circumstances that I recently met Joe - a young, Canadian engineer in his late-early-30's - and his Mexican paramour, a local señorita who, being some 10 odd years younger than he, was still in College.

Now, I'm no John Mellencamp so this isn't going to be a Jack And Diane story - I'll cut to the chase as soon as I can. Joe and I got along very well so when, a few weeks later, he called asking for help in resolving an issue between he and his intended, I naturally offered to do what I could.

Seems that Joe's young lady, despite their formal engagement being more than a year previous, was now having second thoughts and did not wish to share these doubts with him. Troubled by such obvious signs of an impending storm, Joe dropped what he was doing and caught the very next flight to Tampico from snowy Canadian wastes.

Arriving late of an evening, I collected him from the airport, took him to a hotel and waited whilst he made himself presentable. We stopped for flowers, and other tokens of affection, then hit the main drag for Ciudad Madero, tires smoking with the urgency of Joe's mission.

But Joe had only the vaguest idea of where his love and her family were living, as they had recently moved. The address he had indicated an alley, a passageway of some kind that ran between two parallel streets. The block number was fairly low so I had an inkling of where she might be found. Alas, we reached a dead end, and on the wrong side of the tracks, without finding her.

Joe was becoming agitated. It was late. I pulled over to ask for directions from a man leaning over his garden wall. Essaying a little humour, I chuckled to Joe, "This guy is gonna' give us the typical Mexican directions - straight for three blocks then left. You watch."
Rolling down the window, I asked the man if he knew of the address we sought.
"Sure", he replied, "Just go along this street, straight, straight, straight, then left."
"Straight three blocks, then left", I confirmed.
"That's right", said the man.

In the darkness, I could sense the widening of Joe's eyes as he snorted his disbelief with a muttered curse. Naturally, three-blocks-then-left brought us no nearer our destination. I stopped to ask another passer-by. This man was a little more circumspect and said that he wasn't entirely sure where the address was but there was a small network of narrow streets that might be a likely place to look - just five blocks ahead and right.

Our second samaritan was correct. We found the narrow passageway, flanked by small, trim, neat houses and Joe found the house of his intended in-laws.

Well, unfortunately, all Joe's efforts came to naught. Cut to the quick, and most sorely vexed, he shared his sorrows with me the next evening over many cold beers and hot tacos. Then he flew home to an older life.

The interesting observations to this tale came from our female employees in the store, whom I would regard as bellwethers for majority Mexican opinion in these matters. They had seen Joe and Margarita on the few occasions they had been looking for me in the store and were interested in what became of them.

Hilaria, aged 19, thought it especially romantic that Joe should immediately fly many thousands of miles to reassure his love of their future happiness together. Blanca, twice the age of Hilaria and with two kids, was a little less misty-eyed, yet still mystified at the girlish intransigence Margarita had displayed.

Both agreed that Joe, being tall, good-looking, intelligent, with a good job and good prospects, was a good catch that came with the added bonus of a foreign passport - a useful escape hatch. Both agreed that Joe's señorita needed to have her head looked at and to grow up fast for turning down such an opportunity.

Wailed Hilaria, "Tell him to come back! I'm interested!"

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Divertissement - Anthony Burgess on Pop

T'other day, on the radio, I was listening to a local FM station playing 'classic rock' and pondering on the pretension of some modern pop/rock music. How it claims to be able to make statements (and its practitioners to be activists of one stripe or another), carry a message, give enlightenment etc, when all it really should be is just another offshoot of vaudeville, a form of 'light' entertainment.

I had read somewhere that Burgess, when the Beatles were ascendant, gave a blistering attack on the media pundits who hailed them as messiahs. Shortly before his death in 1993 he was supposed to have recanted that position in light of the musical degradation that came later.


Here, however, is a transcription of a 1968 interview he gave. Boy, he really nails it! The original film is at Youtube.

"I remember an old proverb that says, "Youth thinks itself wise, just as drunk men think themselves sober." Youth is not wise, youth knows nothing about life. Youth knows nothing about anything except for a mass of cliches which, for the most part through the media of pop songs, are just foisted on them by middle-aged entrepreneurs and exploiters who should know better.

When we start thinking that pop music is close to God, then we'll think that pop music is aesthetically better than it is, and its only the aesthetic value of pop music we are really concerned with. The only way we can judge Wagner or Beethoven, or any other composer, is aesthetically. We don't regard Wagner or Beethoven, Shakespeare or Milton as great teachers. But when we start claiming for Lennon or McCartney, or the Maharishi, or any other of these pop-prophets, the ability to transport us to a region where God becomes manifest, then I see red.

We're satisfied with our little long-playing record - ten pop numbers, or thereabouts, per side. This is great, we have been told this by the great pundits of our age and, in consequence, why should we bother to learn? There's nothing more delightful than to be told, "You don't have to learn, my boy. There's nothing in it. Modern Art? There's nothing in it."

When you are told these things, you sit down with a sigh of relief, "Thank God I don't have to learn, I don't have to travel, I don't have to exert myself in the slightest. I am what I am. Youth is Youth. Pop is Pop, there's no need to progress, there's no need to do anything. Let us sit down and smoke our marijuana, (an admirable thing in itself, but not the end of anything), let us listen to our records," and life has become a single moment. A single moment of eternity with God, finis."

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Walls

Watching some made-for-TV movie the other evening with mi esposa, she remarked on how the typical suburban street of Hollywoodized, small-town America featured houses without fences or walls around them or on their street elevations - often simply a knee-high picket to mark the boundaries and provide a minimal separation. A lush, if not overly large, front lawn and shrub borders were also to be found.

This is in contrast to the typically Mexican street scene, where the front wall of the property is located right on the boundary line of the street. Such a wall is either a part of the house or is a fortress-like construction of such height as to give the impression of incarceration for those within or impregnability from those without.

Driving around Tampico, especially in the well-to-do areas, I am struck again and again by the featureless expanses of painted concrete at the border between pavement and road. There are no openings in these walls - save that for vehicles - and one may not glimpse the house that lies beyond.

Seemingly, there is no desire for public ostentation - unless the wall itself is the statement of wealth - on the part of these owners. A notable exception exists, however, in the private, gated and guarded lakeside community of Miralta...there the houses are of unabashed ostentation and have neither fences nor walls.


I had been wondering what lay behind the desire to shut out the world behind a high wall and what it might say of the culture here.

The simple explanation might be the desire for physical security. The wall is a barrier to those who might feel they can help themselves to what lies within. Where the space of the lot does not allow for a wall (because it would block out the light) then steel bars may be seen on all windows, presumably for the same security purpose.

However, on a deeper level, by shutting out the world and focusing inwards on home and hearth - rather than outwards on neighbours and community - the wall may provide emotional resistance against the uncaring and cruel world just beyond its boundaries.

Yet this inwards-looking attitude cannot be, necessarily, a good thing. It fosters and ever deepening suspicion and dis-trustfulness of all that on the 'outside' - be the barrier around one house or in one's mind against one's fellow men.

I Don't Care What The Weatherman Says...

It's the cold season once again. The frigid winds of the north are sweeping down across southern Texas and the Gulf. The temperature here is down a balmy and comfortable 20 degrees C and the humidity is much lower.

Jackets and coats and mutters of, "Que frio!" are now in evidence as we enter our 'winter'. For me, in shirtsleeves, it is comfortable. Although, I have noticed that I am becoming more sensitive to lower temperatures as time passes - that does not augur well for either vacation or life in a Canadian winter as it is zero to 4 degrees C in Toronto right now!

So, the clocks have been retarded by one hour and the summer subsidy for electricity has been ended - the A/C units will be cleaned and powered down for a few months. The winter clothes are being laundered and Halloween is but a few days away.

My favourite time of the year...

Friday, October 17, 2008


Luuuuucha!!!

When I was a small boy, in the late 1960's/early 1970's, wrestling was often a feature of Saturday afternoon sports television. Any British folk reading this will no doubt smile at the names: Big Daddy; Kendo Nagasaki; Mick McManus; Giant Haystacks - whole kayfabe parade of show wrestling was there. Alas, it died out by the end of the 1970's.

Fast forward to our part of Mexico and I see that Lucha Libre is still very much alive, popular and kicking here...all the show, seedy razzamatazz and masked men one would expect a small boy to lionize! I have yet to drag my 44 year old a5s to the Auditorio Municipal to see what the real thing is like. Maybe one day...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Further Comments In Response To Those Made

Thanks are due to all those who have left messages of support thus far - they are warmly appreciated. Anyone who wishes to extend invitations personally may do so via email... eddieATportabletubesDOTcom.

Firstly, to those members of the Commentariat who suggested that we might stay elsewhere within Mexico: This is an entirely reasonable idea. We need to continue to work (I am just 45 and the wife is 38) yet the business could be transplanted quite easily as inventory can be shipped from here to there. The business has good, solid lines of credit with established suppliers and the only capital outlay might be for new premises. We had thought of San Luis Potosi, in the past, for such a move. Indeed, any reasonable sized urban center could support us. It would take time to build a customer base, however.

But it misses the point: it is still in Mexico; it is still outside my comfort zone.

For, whilst the wife has been dealing with antsy-ness over concern for her future, I have faced up to the thing that has been bugging me for some time. I have been forced to admit to myself that I just don't like our present circumstances, and that they are not likely to improve in the near to mid-term future (ie: 5-10 years).

I fought hard and made many a sacrifice (both consciously and not) to fight my way up from a humbler background. Easier paths were occasionally shown to me but I rejected them (or didn't notice them). The sight of so many poor folk, dealing with them on a daily basis, making money from them and living amongst their ilk is not a thing I can honestly say I am comfortable with. The degraded infrastructure here frustrates me; the lack of community cohesion in making improvements galls me; I am, I do believe, coming to the end of my rope here.

Now, the second point here is that unless our business is radically re-positioned it will die a slow and natural death. Already, Sam's Club and Soriana's 'City Club' outlets are making inroads in to our traditional wholesale customer base of bars, restaurants and taco stands. This cannot get any better. Either we must shuffle to the wall over the next 20 years or re-align our markets so that we are less exposed to competitive threats and rising disposable income. But, as I have said before, a strong matriarchy prevails and whilst she may take comfort in prayer, I have to be a little more ruthless in my cynicism as God will not pay the bills.

Thirdly, I have been exploring the options for external jobs here. The picture is not good. On the northern border (Reynosa and Matamoros) and in Monterrey there is plenty of mid-level management work. Here in Tampico, virtually none - well, none that I would be suitable for. My best financial outlook would be a monthly salary of c.MN$15,000 before tax. The smallest of our three stores earns more than that in profits...

So, bearing in mind that I retain British citizenship, that daughter has it already, and wife has a Indefinite Residency Permit for the UK, we have a bolthole there as well as a bolthole here in Tampico (as insecure as it may be) if jumping north should not work out.

Meh! I'm rambling...we're off, I hope - it's just a matter of when!

Monday, October 13, 2008

A Potential Canuck

That's the title of my new blog. Why? It reflects what I may well become.

To explain...
  • This blog is approaching the end of its life-cycle. I am in the process of adapting much of the material into book form - probably for self-publication at lulu.com - and adding lots of new stuff. When this project has been completed then this blog will be taken down.
  • Wifey is getting very antsy these days over the rising level of narco-violence - which is also on the increase in Tampico, with a pitched gun battle this afternoon - as well as the increasing levels of local corruption as the narcos spread their money and influence to circumvent federal efforts at control.
  • Wifey has friends in Canada, southwest of Toronto. We are planning to visit them in the New Year, check the lay of the land for housing, schools and job opportunities etc then, probably, I will remain to seek employment whilst she returns to liquidate the business assets.
  • I can't say I am filled with elation at the thought of living and working in another quasi-Socialist country, but it would seem, at this early stage, to offer better opportunities than a return to the UK.
Comments are open from regulars who are of Canadian extraction - advice welcomed!

Friday, September 26, 2008

News In Brief

Today is the grand inauguration for Tampico's new Conference Centre. Built on the shore of the lagoon, alongside the Metropolitan Theatre, and in just under two years, it was funded entirely by the State of Tamaulipas. Predictably, there is much backslapping and laudatory notices to the State Governor - Eugenio Flores, a blue-eyed son of a malinchiste if there ever was - in all the local newspapers. Forecasting an 'explosion' of 'business tourism' for the city, commentators seem to have ignored the fact that the lagoon's crocodiles are on the prowl on the opposite bank to due floodwater-raised levels.

The steam baths ('Baños Friege') alongside Casa Willers have been sold recently and are being stripped out, presumably prior to demolition. From what I understand, Autobuses Transpais have purchased the site with the intent of building some sort of depot or passenger terminal there. Presumably, their downtown operations are on the increase (such as the 'Autobus Oruga' service) and they need an off-street stand for the vehicles and passengers. Hmmm...more noise and pollution on the way, methinks.

Nationally, the SCT ('Secretaria de Comunicaciones y Transportes') is in a tizz over the allegedly high use of mobile phones in kidnapping and extortion cases. They are proposing a National Register of cellphones for all new purchases of either contract or, especially, PAYG (Pay As You Go) phones. This will require, at purchase: proof of address (such as a utility bill); federally issued proof of identity (passport or voter registration card) and provision of fingerprints. Should these proposals become law then I will safely assume and forecast a huge increase in street crime (purse snatching, mugging, pickpocketing) to supply a growing black-market in un-registered cellphones.

Globally, I see in today's Milenio, there is much chest-beating by the UN - involving the usual suspects, such as Bono, Bill & Melinda Gates, Ted Turner et al - over the effects of malaria on the world's poorest folk. Prevention and control methods are to receive funding to attempt to reduce or stop the claimed child-death-every-thirty-seconds caused by malaria. Interestingly, there's no mention of whether this statistic is included in the 'one child dies every 3 seconds from easily preventable diseases' claimed by UNICEF in 2006. In my ever-humble opinion, it is worth repeating the exhortation (which should come from the UN if they really cared a fig for the world's poor) to, 'Make with the DDT, boys!'

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Transpais And The Heavy Metal Umlaut


Transpais is an inter-city bus operator in the state of Tamaulipas. They also have a concession to operate certain urban bus routes within the city of Tampico. For this purpose, they have adopted a uniform colour scheme with a cartoon crab (the locals of Tampico being known here as 'Jaibos' - or 'crabs'). The urban services are branded 'Transpais Urban'.

The other day, I noticed that there was an umlaut over the 'u' of 'urban'. Why was this, I wondered? The umlaut is certainly used in Spanish - in such words as 'pinguino' and 'guey' (except my version of Linux cannot recreate them) - but never it is it used at the beginning of a word. It would make the pronounciation nonsensical.

Hence, I concluded that this must be a marketing concept - an example of the heavy metal umlaut.

Weird.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Migration - Are We All Expatriates Now?
Part II



In the previous post, I argued that an immigrant, in the most widely understood and traditional sense, was someone who went to live in another country fully committed to the eventual goal of cultural and social assimilation, including naturalization and owing allegiance. Certainly up to World War Two, this definition was acceptable. However, post-War, particularly since the introduction of the large-body passenger jet aeroplane and, later, digital communications, the immigrants' transition was eased to the point of a blurred definition.

But what of the expatriate? How do we define such a person, using a similar frame of reference?

Commonly, expatriates were men from colonialist, empire-building countries, sent to such places as Malaya, Burma, Rhodesia, India, etc for an extended tour of duty. Often with their families in tow, they were expected to perform their duties as planters, administrators, colonial officers and the like for up to five years at a time - often with only one 'home' visit. Literature is full of examples of such folk: George Orwell's "Burmese Days", for example, is a classic study of the expatriate experience (indeed, it must be remembered, that Orwell himself was a colonial expatriate, as was his father); Joseph Hergesheimer's "Tampico"; Nevil Shute's "A Town Like Alice" - a story that covers both sides in telling of the expatriate who becomes an immigrant. British society even defines an 'Anglo-Indian' not as in the 'hyphenated-American' sense of mixed parentage, but of a white British person born to expatriate parents whilst stationed in India. Examples include: Cliff Richard; Joanna Lumley; George Orwell; Spike Milligan.

In essence, the expatriate, no matter how long he remained in his host country, defined himself by the culture of his native homeland. Frequently living in compounds or enclaves, refusing to learn the local language beyond that which was absolutely necessary for working with the 'natives', professing no interest in the history or politics of the host country, even believing that its people and culture were inferior to his - these are the hallmarks of the traditional expatriate. The British author Anthony Burgess wrote that such attitudes were still in vogue amongst his fellows in Malaya in the late 1950's - much to his disgust.

This, then, is the key difference. The immigrant wishes to blend in, to be accepted, to become like his hosts - even when his skin or eye colour, his build or accent will forever mark him as an 'outsider'. The expatriate, by contrast, cares not one whit, nor could he give a fig, for becoming. He is content to remain apart, aloof, separate. He has his own kind of folk around him, speaking his own language. He has the culture of his homeland at his disposal, via satellite TV and the the Internet. He may communicate with his kith an kin near instantaneously, again thanks to the technological glory of the Internet. The expatriate may live a self-contained life, especially if he is financially secure and independent, requiring nothing of the local society but food and services. And here we have the crux of the matter. The expatriate contributes to the host economy only directly by his acts of consumption. He makes little, if any, contribution to the long-term development and economic growth potential of the host nation.

So, where does this leave us vis-a-vis the non-Mexican intending to settle here permanently? May he avail himself of the expatriate experience but still describe (and think of) himself as an immigrant?

To me, the answer is simple: Yes - contradiction notwithstanding.

However, there is a caveat here that hearkens back to the opinion of my acquaintance concerning the psychological suitability for migration. If the process of adjustment is made longer and gentler, then what chance is there that the 'best of breed' (to revert to a Kiplingesque phrase) will settle, build and improve? In fact, if migration is made too 'easy' then there is a chance that the expatriate pool increases in size, refuses to disconnect emotionally from the native country, demands a role in political life in the host country and causes unforeseen consequential changes to the host culture. This issue is to be explored later.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Migration - Are We All Expatriates Now?

The other day, I was browsing the discussion forums of www.britishexpats.com and I wondered how such folk see themselves. There was a fair bit of kibitzing and backbiting, whinging and whining. It set me thinking about the nature of migration and what folk expect from their new homeland. It seemed to me that there was a difference between and 'immigrant' and an 'expatriate' that some seemed to have forgotten. This difference seems to be largely one of future outlook. If cone considers that the new homeland is to be a permanent residence, in to which one will culturally assimilate and, more importantly, owe allegiance to, then one is an 'immigrant' - anything else, then one is an 'expatriate', a person who has temporarily removed themselves from their native country.

I have mentioned before that an acquaintance of mine considers there are folk who should never leave their native countries as they are psychologically ill-equipped to do so. I would go further, perhaps, and say that there are also three types of folk who are incapable of leaving. There are the folk who lack the means or experience (though not always the will) to develop their lives effectively or resist the troubles of their present one; there are folk who are simply overwhelmed by an existential despair at their current circumstance and who may be frozen into an unthinking state by the enormity of the difficulties they face; there are also the folk who cannot face the fear of the unknown with just the capital of their minds, or who lack the incentive or initiative to give up everything they have for a difficult future.

All this means that, traditionally, the immigrant was often the best a country had. He may not have been the brightest, but he was often the most industrious, the most willing to change and try something new. And why did such folk leave their native lands? Historically, the principal drivers were famine and war. Government diktat and enforced resettlement also played a major part in the involuntary movement of peoples. Civil repression, internecine conflict and totalitarian rule also provided a necessary spur to many. However, most migration has been voluntary in order to leave a lack of opportunity and seek betterment elsewhere.

Until the late 1940's, migration was often a hazardous and difficult affair that involved great expense and long journeys. The migrants committed themselves to life in the new country, as return would have been non-viable or economically impossible. Global communications were slow and often unreliable. The letter, usually taking many months to make a round trip, was often the only means of communicating with those left behind.

Hence, the migrant experience was one of 'rebirth' as the old country connections were severed. Names were often changed at the point of entry and assimilation was the goal. New cultural norms were accepted and emulated, with the ideal of being able to 'pass' as a native of the new country. Aspects of the 'old country' were retained (such as Yiddish theatre in New York or German newspapers in Philadelphia) but these slowly died away as the commitment to cultural assimilation grew.

Now, what of the expatriate? His stay in another country is often temporary - either by choice or because he was posted there by an employer. There is no commitment to assimilate, learn the language or culture, take up nationality of that country even. Why? because, at a future point, he will return 'home'. He can easily stay in touch with his native country thanks to fast, efficient and cheap global communications - courtesy of the Internet - and he may even return home at short notice in an affordable way thanks to the ease of modern jet travel. Such expatriates tend to gather in enclaves, to share a common experience amongst themselves. The traditional migrants also did this, but always with an eye to moving onwards and upwards at some future point.

Does this mean, then, that thanks to cheap travel and ultra-fast global communications, we migrants are really just expatriates? Always ready to go home, or go elsewhere, as the whim may take us? This is a topic to be explored in a future post.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Little Ceasar's "Visa!Visa!" Pt.2
I Visit the US Consul in Matamoros


Previously, I had heard various stories from Mexican friends about the process of acquiring a B1/B2 visa from the US Consul in Matamoros. There were murmurs of what a tough process it was, what unlikely documents they requested, what obscure questions they asked, and how visas were denied - seemingly on a whim - for the most heinous crime of giving the official an exasperated look.

So, I resolved to go prepared.

As I couldn't prove independent financial means, I took 12 months of statements from the wife's two bank accounts, her property deeds and tax records, the Municipal concession licenses for our market stores, my own IMSS contribution records and ING pension fund statements, phone bills (the only thing in my name), marriage certificates, daughter's birth certificates...everything that I could think of that would clearly demonstrate my 'binding ties' to this country.

Prior to one's appointment - and one only sees a Consular official, as a non-US citizen, by appointment - I had gone to Banamex to pay the MN$1450 application fee. I had also downloaded the two forms I had to complete, giving such arcane details as the schools I had attended since elementary school and my employers for the last twenty years.

I had intended to travel to Matamoros by bus as the thought of driving 1100Km in a day did not appeal. However, there were no buses arriving at a sensible time - it was either arrive very early at 6.00AM or in a mad rush at 1.00PM. So I borrowed father-in-law's car (a Toyota sedan, faster and more economical than our Chevy van) and hit the road at 6.00AM. I arrived in good time, found the Consular office - a semi-fortified compound of low buildings that was not easy to miss - parked the car and went to find breakfast.

The entrance to the visa office is on a side street, half a block along from the main road. That half block is roofed over, has ceiling fans every 10 feet or so and a long line of metal benches. I took my place in line (a very orderly line, for Mexico), as the entrance doors were closed, with the rest of the 1.00PM applicants.

At 12.45PM, we were admitted - four at a time, screened through the standard metal detector/X-ray combo set up we all know and love from airports, and directed to an official on one side of the room. To him we gave our Banamex receipts and he, in turn, gave us a printed number for our turn. At this stage, I was made to give up my key chain flashlight (a tiny LED thing) on the grounds that it contained batteries. When I pointed out that my car alarm remote also contained batteries, there were bared teeth, grim expressions and the rottweilers closed in for the kill. Discretion being the better part of valor, I detached the flashlight and tossed it into the trash by the X-ray machine.

We were then directed towards the larger processing room. One one side, there were five booths with an official at a desk that also had a camera on a tripod and palm-sized optical scanner. At our numbered turn, we saw that first official, allowed a photo to be taken and submitted all fingers and thumbs of each hand for print scanning.

We were then sent to the other side of the room to be seated in front of a line of clerks positions - with sealed glass windows - to await our turn again. Initially, the blinds on these windows were lowered but after about fifteen minutes, three clerks began processing the applicants.

I was surprised at how fast they were - perhaps it was a mere formality for many of the well-dressed families seeking visas. As they stepped away from the windows, they went to a DHL courier desk on the other side of the room to leave their home address. As Mexicans, their visas would be sent to them in a few weeks.

My turn came after less than ten minutes waiting. I went to the window to face a youngish man, sporting a stylishly trimmed goatee. I pushed my application and passport under the glass with a friendly, 'Good afternoon'. He briefly smiled back and asked for my FM-2. This he skimmed. Where did I live? How was the weather there? What did I do? Presumably, I was married to a Mexican? I affirmed, and began to separate a marriage certificate from the two inch thick stack of documents I was carrying, but the official interrupted me,

"OK. I'll have this back to you in about 15 minutes. Go wait outside and we'll call you when your visa is ready."

I was nonplussed, momentarily. "Don't you want to see any documents?", I asked.
"No need", said he, "You're from a friendly country and I guess you need a visa 'cos the CBP won't let you in under Visa Waiver anymore. Take a seat. Don't worry."

And with that, he turned away and I returned to my seat.

Twenty minutes later, another official came in to the main room with my passport and a receipt to sign. I was shown the exit, ten year B1/B2 visa in hand, the ink still wet.

I glanced at the clock. The whole operation had taken less than an hour. Incredibly efficient and painless - suspiciously so...

I daresay the proof of the pudding will be in our next trip to the border - I'll let y'all know how that goes!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

What Happened Next...

By way of an explanation to the previous post, and as requested by members of my Commentariat (thank you all for the expressions of sympathy and support), I will explain what happened after I was escorted from United States sovereign territory at gunpoint.

I got back in to my car, paid to re-cross the bridge and hit the tarmac at high speed for downtown Reynosa. I did not stop at Mexican immigration and was 'green-lighted' by Customs (thank you, deity!).

Arriving at the US border on the Reynosa/Hidalgo bridge I was ordered to the Immigration office which was, thankfully, empty. I told my story of Pharr to the official - a somewhat older, grayer and wiser man - and practically begged for an I-94 under Visa Waiver rules. He leafed through my passport, examining all the US entry stamps. He cross-checked those seals with the departure and entry records in my Mexican FM-2.

"Well", he began, "I can't see what the fuss is about. It's obvious you visit the US on a frequent basis for two or three days at a time and this is another routine visit. I'll grant you an I-94 this time but, unfortunately, my colleague at Pharr has annotated your records to deny further entry without a valid visa. Looks like you'll have to get in touch with the US Consul."

I thanked the officer most humbly and proceeded to McAllen.

When I returned, I called the US Consul in Matamoros to arrange for a visa appointment. Once I revealed that I was British they became a little testy and insisted that I did not need a visa to enter the USA and that the CBP officers were wrong, wrong, wrong. However, once I asked for a certified letter from the Consul stating this fact they backed down and a visa appointment was duly made for three weeks hence.

Of course, that will not be the end of it and, I am sure, I will still be required to prove solvency and residency to future CBP officials.

At least I learned a new Spanish word, 'prepotente'.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

DENIED!(This post is dedicated to Officer Hernandez of the US Customs & Border Patrol at Pharr Station, Texas. Long may she realize that that the Nuremberg Defense (aka "following orders", or "just doing my job") does not excuse blatant power displays or abuses of that power.)



Every few months, we travel to McAllen. There are suppliers to be seen (and a tri-monthly order of 200 nutcrackers to be collected), a mailbox to be emptied and things to be bought from the Great American Cornucopia. This time, however, I got to go on my own and so I left early on Sunday morning.

Arriving at the usual Reynosa/Pharr crossing at about 9.30AM, there was very little traffic and it was only a few minutes before I was handing my passport to the border guard and answering the usual "Where are you going?" type questions. As always, I was directed to park in one of the Customs inspections bays and to go to the Immigration office for an I-94 entry permit. Traveling on a British passport (and under the Visa Waiver program) I was unconcerned, as everything, so far, was quite ordinary.

I took a seat in the Immigration office to wait. There was but one officer on duty and she was busy haranguing an extended family of Mennonites, who appeared visibly upset as they retired to one side to rifle a large stack of papers carried by their elder.

I was motioned forward and I gave the officer my passport and the orange form given to me by the border guard outside. The form had scrawled upon it 'OTM - RQ.I-94' that is, I was 'Other Than Mexican' and that I required and I-94 Entry Permit.

The officer was a greasy-haired, doughy-faced Chicana with gimlet eyes, bad skin and a very visible chip on her shoulder. She leafed through my passport to the last page.
"I need to see proof of solvency and residency", she growled, in a curiously squeaky way.
Uh-oh, this was new. The only way to genuinely prove one's economic condition is by bank statements. Not only do I not have a bank account but why would I be carrying statements with me?

This did not bode well.

I slid my Mexican FM2 under the glass, figuring that it was acceptable as a proof of address and employer as all those details are recorded within and kept current by inspection and threat of deportation.
"Well, erm, all I really have is this", I began, somewhat shakily, "Er...is this a recent requirement? I mean, I have never...". At this point, I was gratingly interrupted by the Chicana officer, her shoulder chip blazing with hatred for those who would dare question her AUTHORITAH!
"The requirement has always been in place for those who fail to present the correct visa!".

Remember - I am a British Citizen, traveling on a British passport. Under the State Department's own rules, I am exempt from the requirement to obtain a visa before entering the USA. Of course, what I didn't know, at that time, was that participation in this program was reckoned to be a 'privilege' that could be withdrawn at any time, by any CBP officer, without explanation, and without appeal.

"Well", I continued, "I don't have anything with me other than my Mexican documents".

No dice.

"Those documents are of no use", said the officer, sliding the FM2 back to me.
"Then what do you need?", I asked, thinking that my question was clear enough.
"I need proof of solvency and proof of residency", replied the officer, her jaw visibly clenched.
"Yes, I understand", I replied, "But what constitutes sufficient proof? What type of documents do you need?".
There was a vein throbbing in her temple, "An official document that proves where you live and who you work for", said the Chicana.
I slid the FM2 back under the glass. "Can you read Spanish?", I asked, rather pointedly. "If you trouble yourself to read this document you will see it states my employer's name and address as well as my own name and address and the legal penalties for not keeping that information up to date. Is that acceptable?".

Boy, that hit a button!

"We are NOT IN MEXICO!" shouted the CBP officer, visibly reddening. I was confused. What did she want?

I tried to be placatory. "Look, obviously I am being very slow right now but I really do not understand what form of document you would accept as proving where I live and for whom I work. Are you able to be more specific?"

Alas, my attempt had fallen on stony ground and she ignored my query. Scanning my passport through the reader, she demanded, "Why have you failed to turn in your departure records on...", and she reeled off a litany of dates over the last four years when I had returned to Mexico without returning the tear-off portion of my entry permit that signified my departure.

I shrugged nonchalantly, not an easy thing when you realize that you probably ain't gonna' get any further.

"I am withdrawing your right to participate in the Visa Waiver program on the basis that you are no longer a permanent resident of an approved country. You have also failed to demonstrate your permanent address and your means of support in the country where you now live. You have failed to return departure record cards on numerous occasions and you do not have a visa to enter the United States. You are denied entry until such time as you can present the correct visa and supporting documents".

I opened my mouth to protest. I thought better of it. I closed my mouth and turned around to see a bear of a man - a CBP Officer, his hand grasping the butt of his sidearm, ready to escort me off United States territory.

I turned back to the Chicana - I would have the last word and be damned!
"Ma'am", I began, somewhat oilily, "I understand that entry in to the United States is a great and honorable privilege that many seek, but why in hell do you have to make me feel like a criminal?"

Last word? What was I thinking?

"Sir", she said, calling me by that polite form for the first time, "I am not making you feel like a criminal. I am advising you. I am just doing my job".



Finally - Eric Cartman explains all...





Tuesday, August 05, 2008

"The Olden Days"


TAMPICO
(Fisher/Roberts)
Stan Kenton (with June Christy) - 1945

Chorus
Ai! Tampico, Tampico, on the Gulf of Mehico
Tampico, Tampico, down in Mehico

You buy a beautiful shawl,
A souvenir for Aunt Flo.
Authentic Mexican art,
Made in Idaho.

Chorus

The señoritas they wave,
When you arrive at the docks.
The native costumes they wear
Are slacks and bobby socks.

Chorus

You buy some pottery there,
To beat the Luxury Tax.
But you find that when you get home,
They sell it cheaper in Saks.

Chorus

You ask a Mexican band
To play a rhumba down there.
He turns and says to the boys,
"Hey, fellas! Dig that square!".

Chorus

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Water, Water Everywhere...

And not a drop to drink. At least, not here in Tampico.

As I have blogged before, the tap water here is not fit for human consumption unless it has been heavily boiled or filtered by reverse osmosis (preferable), or ceramic cartridge (acceptable).

Tampico's first public water treatment plant was built in 1926 by the Dutch concern, Hidros S.A. Commissioned in December 1929, it was in continuous operation until 1956, when it was replaced by a much larger treatment works, built much closer to the town centre. It drew water from the Chairel lagoon system, to the east of the city, and passed it through sediment tanks and gravel-sand filtration beds. Then, as now, there was no chlorination or fine purification.

The site lay abandoned until the late 1990's. The municipality has restored the buildings and uses the large former sand-beds as growing tanks for species of fish that are released back in to the lagoon system.

Today, armed with camera, I poked around the site, took photos and wondered at the ornately decorated buildings. The site is now the 'Casa De La Naturaleza' and has a website, with some lovely historical photos, HERE.

My photos have been uploaded to Flickr, HERE.

Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
1918 - 2008 R.I.P.

The greatest, and most important, Russian writer of the twentieth century died today.

I just saw this on the Yahoo front page - almost buried, as though it were of no consequence. Probably, to those who run that site, he was just some old crumbly with a beard.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Doctor, Doctor

There have been no doctors at the former Hospital Civil, mentioned many times en passim, for a good few years.

As redevelopment plans are in the pipeline, I decided to get some photos whilst I had the chance.

First batch have been uploaded to Flickr HERE.

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

More Musical Madness

Let me say, right off the bat, as it were, that I am not a fan of banda. It just sounds too, well, Bavarian to be taken seriously.

However, many local radio stations here are not above playing examples of the genre (in fact, there is even a TV channel that plays nothing but, it's called "Bandamax"). This means I have had the opportunity to hear the following 'banderized' versions of songs such as:
Increible, no?

Also I can NEVER forgive Selena - may god rest her Tejana soul - for butchering Chrissie Hynde's great comeback "Back On The Chain Gang"...puhleeeze, "Fotos Y Recuerdos"?

Monday, July 21, 2008

Plain Dealers

Currently listening to: Symphony #7 in A Major, Op.92 by Beethoven

Frequently, or so it seems, I am praised by the Commentariat for writing about aspects of my life here in a way that appears to be 'unvarnished' - meaning, without deceit, honest, or in a way likely to spear those old Orwellian 'smelly little orthodoxies'. Whilst it may be true to say that I oft write of unsavoury subjects, it is only because of what I experience here - it would not be fair to assume that that's all there is of Tampico.

I am not an expatriated retiree, spending the days gardening, playing cards and sipping martinis. Nor am I some sort of colonial, playing the pukka-sahib and bemoaning the white man's burden. I am an average, working joe - husband, father, small-time businessman. I am married in to this culture and willing to play the fullest part in it.

It must be borne in mind that the Mexico of which I write is provincial, lower-class and hardscrabble. Tampico does not have the gentle colonial splendour of San Miguel de Allende, nor does it have the metropolitan bustle of Monterrey or the bucolic ease of Cuernavaca. We have not the vibrant beach playgrounds of Cancun or Acapulco, nor do we have the sedate charm of Puerto Vallarta or the rural peace of Lake Chappala. Of course, we also lack the militancy of Oaxaca, but that's another topic.

When speaking with visiting Americans in Mercado Juarez, I usually explain that Tampico is more like Long Beach (if they are from California) or Galveston (if they are from Texas). Oil, shipping, industry and manufacturing in a coastal white-sand beach setting.

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Get A Job ("Sha na na" and with apologies to The Silhouettes)

Since coming here, in late 2003, I have been set to work in the family business in order that this would provide legitimacy for my residency here as a foreigner. For three years (2004 - 2006) I uncomplainingly did as I was directed as cashier and factotum. I watched and waited. I observed the competitive ebb and flow of business and how things were done here.

Just before Christmas 2006, and largely at my insistence, we took over another, smaller store in the same market complex - where I have been ever since. For the first 11 months I had an assistant but latterly I have worked alone.

My day begins at 8.00AM, when I open the main store in Mercado Juarez with three other employees - two juniors and their supervisor. We clean, reorganise merchandise and serve customers etc. At 10.00AM, I go singly to open the new, smaller store and work there until lunchtime. At about 12.30PM, one of the staff from the other store will come and take over. I am, supposedly, free until about 3.00PM although I usually have to either go to the banks, make deliveries to customers or move merchandise from warehouse to store. Whilst our daughter is at school I have to collect her at 1.30PM and look after her until 3.00PM. I return to the smaller store at about 3.30PM, where I work until closing at 6.00PM - after cashing out the register. I then go to the main store and repeat that process, closing with the 'late-shift' employees at 7.00PM.

This I do six days a week.

I am not happy with this state of affairs. I am not happy with the way this business is run. I am not happy that there seems to be an unwillingness on the part of my Mexican family to want to make things any better and that they take the view of 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it'. There are a great many improvements that could be made by even a limited application of computerised control and systems thinking.

We lack a sensible inventory control system that can tell us: what we have; what it is worth; when we bought it; whom we bought it from; how much we paid; what it's expected 'shelf-life' is before replacement etc etc. Because of this lack (an unwillingness to spend some US$1500 on equipment): our warehouse is habitually overstocked; slow moving items are left to gather dust and decay; things go missing; stock is not properly rotated; orders cannot be filled as we are unsure of what we have.

We lack a sales control system - there are historic reason for this - that can tell us: sales volumes; sales values; what is selling and when. The implementation of such a system would be a fairly comprehensive exercise and I have my doubts as to the relative value it would produce. The lack of sales volume tracking does, however, make it impossible to determine the effects of advertising.

We lack a reasonable management information system to track sales and expense data. I cannot say with any certainty how much we spent in 2007, for example, on maintenance because this information is not recorded in a way that can be recalled. Heavy reliance is placed on a battered, hand-written book that records bank deposits on daily basis. My book-keeper wife has a few desultory Excel spreadsheets (none of which are linked or have any analytical function enabled), but these are electronic representations of earlier paper records and no attempt has been made to structure them to produce useful information.

I had coded (in Visual Basic) a system to record sales, cash expenses and purchases by cheque (it also produced a lot of other data based on just a few inputs). But wife refuses to use it for unexplained reasons.

We lack a strategy for expanding sales in to other market sectors - such as institutional catering - where we could, possibly, establish a strong presence. This needs advertising brochures and a targeted approach to direct sales.

All of these things are possible within existing resources at little extra cost. Yet they are not being formulated or implemented. I consider that I - a university graduate of Management and Information Systems - woefully under-utilised by sitting at a cash register all day. I have to sit there because this culture insists that no employee, in an enterprise such as ours, is sufficiently trustworthy to allow the owner to absent himself from the day-to-day operation in order to develop the business. This can only stunt the business's growth and lead to a slow decline by removing the ability to react to competitive threats.

All this means we are unlikely to make any more profit than at current. For that reason, I have decided to seek full time paid employment elsewhere if the management of the business (ie: my wife and her mother) are not able to sanction or support changes to the business model and release me from the drudgery.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

On The Buses (Again)

Speaking with my sister-in-law the other day, she appeared to resent having to act as chauffeur to her 17 year old son. Apparently, he refuses to travel by public microbus or route car (colectivo). His reason is that he has no idea of where and when such vehicles run.

I thought this to be a poor excuse. But then I began to investigate a little and saw that he had a valid point. A newcomer to Tampico would, indeed, have a very difficult time in using public transport.

For a start, there are no route maps. There are no 'official' bus stops, with shelters and information, at which such information might be displayed. The vehicles themselves have a route number and destination (eg: R29 Tampico - Tancol) but this is almost always painted on the side of the vehicle so cannot be seen as the bus approaches the waiting passenger.

There are a few bus shelters, built by the municipality and set at properly constructed points, but they contain no useful information as to which buses stop there. Elsewhere, one stops a bus by flagging it down (much as one would a taxi) at wherever one happens to be - this means that the vehicle may well stop every few yards within the space of a single block. 'Official' stopping points (such as those used by the new Transpais 'Autobus Oruga' service to Altamira) seem to be few and far between.

Timetabled operation seems to be non-existent. The start and end times of any particular route on any given day are impossible to discern and the frequency of the service is an unknown variable. This is largely due to the high numbers of owner-operated vehicles running the routes but one wonders why there is no centrally organized service for information sharing.

Similarly, inter-route transfers and season tickets are unknown.

Clearly, then, public transport has a long way to go to be more efficient for its passengers. That the fare level is pegged by the local authority may mean that such improvements in efficiency are unprofitable for any but the largest fleet operator (such as Transpais - who probably cross-subsidize their local operation from their inter-city operations). The single vehicle owner-operator may provide for the largest number of vehicles available to passengers but at low efficiency for the fare-paying public.

Raining Gatos y Perros

Just last week, the rains were really pouring down. River levels rose, lagoons burst their banks and there was general flood-caused mayhem in eastern parts of the city. The colonias near the Chairel lagoon system (such as Mano a Mano, Moscu and Morelos) have been flooded to a depth of about 1m. Many residents have been displaced into a shanty town alongside the libramiento and there is much concern over the potential for disease and threats to public health.

Reading the newspaper reports, I wondered why it was, especially in light of the fact that such flooding is an annual result of heavy rains, that nothing had been done to improve flood defenses (such as raising the levels of embankments) or storm-water drainage.

Although the rainy seasons here are concentrated in to short bursts of intensely torrential downpours, I cannot understand why there is such a woefully inadequate system for dealing with such volumes of water. heavy and prolonged rain, here in Tampico, brings forth rivers in the streets and lakes where they have no business being. Calle Heroes de Nacozari, behind the market complex, had a lake almost 200 yards long and about a foot deep - kerb to kerb - for almost all of last week. Our truck was able to navigate this slowly, in first gear and with the exhaust tailpipe underwater.

Buildings also seem to lack sensible rainwater collection and disposal methods. What little roof-level guttering I have seen either drains in to the street (at kerb level - thereby adding to the runoff) or simply in to the air at high level - with a pedestrian soaking jet. What downpipes there are seem never to be connected to the sewer or building drains.

Similarly, there seems to be little evidence of rain proofing in doors and windows - such as drip rails, sills, silicone mastic, drain holes, rain seals etc. Water penetration into buildings seems problematic.

The ubiquitous flat roof also creates problems of its own. Whilst I understand that, in a hurricane region such as ours, a flat roof may be desirable for safety, it seems to have water penetration issues all of its own and provides for a booming industry in latex and asphalt sealing compounds.

Yes - our apartment has issues. The roof leaks in two places upstairs. These are travelling leaks from somewhere as the asphalt roof covering is in good shape. The two front bedrooms (directly under the roof patio) also have problems. Señora Arquitecta says this is a result of the constant expansion & contraction of the tiles and substrate. Naturally, they did not put down a plastic membrane before tiling this roof and nor was the concrete prepared with waterproofing additives...

Monday, July 07, 2008

Assumptions, Assumptions

Since coming to Mexico I have begun to realise that its culture is somewhat 'unreconstructed'. That is to say, there seem to be many assumptions based on a variety of specious variables which have largely died away in wealthier countries (where they existed before, that is). These assumptions appear to be widespread and have penetrated the popular culture to a surprising depth.

Some of these assumptions (which I have personally experienced) may include,
  • Of Men: all men smoke, drink and use prostitutes; all men have affairs; all men are violent; all men are feckless.
  • Of Dark-skinned folk: the darker the poorer; the darker the more likely to be criminal; only the dark ones are beggars.
  • Of Light-skinned (or 'white') folk: whites are rich; whites have servants; whites don't pay taxes; whites are cheats.
  • Of White folk with blue/green/grey eyes: such folk are probably American and may be cheated at will.
  • Of Anglo-foreigners: such folk do not need visas to enter Mexico; such folk may own what they wish and work at whatever endeavour they desire without restriction
  • Of women and children: to be seen and not heard; women are to do as they are told by husbands; women are to be subservient to their husbands; an unmarried woman is either a lesbian or a virgin spinster.
There may be more. What's here is open to debate...

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Saturday, July 05, 2008

Mas Ladrones

Politicians, generally, have tendencies towards being self-interested, nest-lining, empire-building, no-good hijos de putas. No matter how 'altruistic' their motives, it's all about them holding a gun to your head and being robbed - they even have the gall to say it is for our own good.

This rant-ette has been brought to you courtesy of Mexico's latest 'squeeze em so they can't wriggle' tax initiative - IDE, Impuesto de Depositos en Efectivo.

Starting July 1st, cash deposits in to a bank or other financial institution will be taxed at 2% of their value in excess of the monthly limit of MN$25,000. The banks will collect this tax on behalf of Hacienda, so there's no getting away from it.

We reckon this will cost us about MN$75,000 over the next 12 months as ours is a cash-based business.

One of the things I liked about Mexico was that there appeared to be little enforcement of the regulatory regime. It seemed that cocking-a-snook at taxes (and, indeed, authority in general) was something of a national pastime. The federal government, grown fat and lazy on Pemex tithes, appeared to turn a blind-eye to non-compliance.

This new tax is part of a range of stealthier collection methods that co-opt the initial stages of the banking mechanism. Inter-bank transfers, checks and electronic deposits are all exempt so I wonder if this will lead to an increase of colchones rellenos and greater sales of safes and deposit boxes?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Divertissement - A 'Grave' Outlook (Pt.3)

Photos uploaded to Flickr, HERE.

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Divertissement - A 'Grave' Outlook (Pt.2)

Whilst my folks were here on vacation, just recently, we took a brief wander around Tampico's old cemetery - a huge place with many ornate, simple, rotting and new sepulchres, tombs, markers and headstones.

We were highly surprised to find the last resting place of one Hubert Roger Barry, who died in Tampico on 24th November 1969. Surprised, because the late Mr. Barry had been born on 12 September 1922 in Exeter - the nearest town to where my folks currently live. Well, yes, I know it could have been another Exeter altogether but it makes one wonder.

So, I thought there must be other interesting graves in such a place and resolved to return, with stocks of B/W film and useful lenses, to see what might be seen.

The old cemetery of Tampico is divided, roughly, in half. One part is owned and operated by the municipality. The other part is 'private' - where families have purchased a plot (or several) for all perpetuity and pay to have the graves maintained.

I have started walking the private half, taking pictures as things catch my eye. This part of the cemetery is largely in dreadful condition. There are many derelict graves that have collapsed or had pieces stolen from them. There seems to be no maintenance to the 'common' areas and the walkways are weed-choked and the larger roadways are unsurfaced and as uneven as mountain goat trails. There is much trash in evidence, from old flowers and arrangements to the leavings of the maintenance people (such as paint tins, acid bottles, buckets etc). The whole place has a gloomy, semi-abandoned air about it...

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Divertissement - A 'Grave' Outlook (Pt.1)

When I was in my mid-teens, the school I attended had a fully-fitted black-and-white darkroom facility. The physics teacher, who looked after this practical aspect, encouraged myself and a few others in the art. As mere boys, however, we could not afford a 'real' SLR, such as the Olympus OM-1 or Nikon F2 and had to content ourselves with cheap Russian 35mm rangefinder cameras - such as the Zorki 4K and FED, that had excellent Zeiss optics despite their low price.

As always, with childish diversions, I forgot all about black and white photography until many years later. Lacking a darkroom, and with a dearth of commercial developers, it became impractical.

However, last year, I was browsing Ebay, wondering what I could spend my $$ on when I saw that a decent 35mm Nikon FE camera body could be had for about US$50. Now, the Nikon FE is one of those almost-attainable semi-professional cameras I drooled over in the pages of 'Amateur Photographer' magazine in the late 1970's. It had a price tag of US$290 (about US$750 today) but was just within reach.

Fast forward 30 years and digital photography has almost killed the hobbyist-sector of the 35mm film market - hence dirt-cheap Nikons on Ebay. I acquired 3 FE bodies and a range of lenses when I was delighted to discover that black-and-white film for the C-41 process had been invented (some 20 years ago, but then I hadn't been following 'developments' - 'scuse the pun).

This means that B/W film can be handled by any corner-drugstore minilab offering a 1 hour service. Hooray! Now I have more cameras than I could have shaken a teenaged stick at and a means to be 'arty' without the expense, mess, and real estate of a home darkroom.

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

They Did WHAT???!

I had wondered, on past occasions, why some buildings in the downtown area of Tampico sported their electricity meters and main switches in a protective enclosure of some sort. The CFE could still see the meter but it was impossible to throw the main switch or open the switch enclosure without removing padlocks and opening the security gate.

What were they protecting? What was there that was worth the potential danger in stealing? I had heard stories of water meters being stolen from people's houses (to explain, here in Mexico, all utility meters are located on the front boundary between the property and the street) but I had never thought that interfering with the electricity supply would be profitable - unless one meant to tap it illegally.

Over the course of the last few years, we have suffered interruptions to our electricity supply by, presumably, spirited folk who thought it of great humour to throw our service switch 'off' as they passed by it. After this had happened four times I put a padlock on the switch, using the eyes welded to the enclosure for thast very purpose. No more interruptions.

Until today...when I can home at lunchtime to find the box had been forced open and they had stolen the FUSES!

WTF?? The enclosure has an interlock with the service switch (which they forced) so removing the fuses would have been done whilst the whole kit and caboodle was live.

WTF??!! The fuses cost 10 pesos each!

WTF??? And now I know just why those security measures are in place.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Whistling Dixie (Pt.2)

It appears that certain microbus operators here in the downtown area have hit upon a new way to attract the attention of the bus-riding public. Why compete with other buses by using a boring old klaxon? What benefit is there in having the alarm siren used in its stead?

No - whistles, that's the thing!

A simple pipe whistle attached to the pressure outlet of the brake actuator valve. Every time the driver uses the brakes, a shrieking note pierces the air, and eardrums! Imagine a parade of steam trains, tooting and peep-peeping away...you get the picture.

More delightful aural pollution. Ya' gotta' love it!

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Pinche Gobernacion!
(Naturalization Update)


So, despite assurances, the SRE did not call me, and I had to call them to find out when I might be permitted to think of myself as Mexican.

I was aghast at being told that it would be another 2 or 3 months before the relevant certificates would be signed, sealed and delivered. My FM2 is set to expire on June 12th and I did not relish the prospect of having to shell out another 2500 pesos to renew it for the full 12 months - only to have it cancelled when the SRE came through.

Oh well, off again to that merry circus that is the INM.

Tampico has a new INM delegado who, like all new brooms, is busy sweeping in a new interpretation of 'Da Rules'. Seemingly, there is no longer a standardized list of documents to be provided in support of one's application. Rather, one attaches those documents one considers appropriate, complete with a new form letter (of such a supplicatory tone I wondered whether it was a translation of something from Dickens) and waits to hear whether said application has been approved, denied, or requires more supporting documentation.

This is a salutary reminder that a bureaucracy exists solely for the benefit of those within it. It does not exist to serve an external group other than its masters.

Damn their eyes!

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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Divertissement - "The Other Day..."


"...this bloke came up to me, and he said..." - (bleeped version).

Derek and Clive (aka Peter Cook & Dudley Moore) were ahead of their time in the nuclear swearing stakes. Their obscenity laden recordings of the early 1970's really did push the envelope against the decency of the time. Yet the sales of their albums were capable of control, as it was their only distribution channel. Hence, any negative effect of their obscenity could be contained. The unexpurgated version of the above clip can be had at YouTube.

Play it. You think it was bad? IT WAS NUTTIN'!! Not compared to the latest rap 'song' by New York rap 'artist', Riskay. Check it out - the official video to "Smell Yo' Dick"

So what's the difference? The amount of obscenity in each recording is just as bad. The subject matter is as degraded, uninspiring, uncivilised and uncouth. Why is Riskay, then, worse than Derek & Clive?

There is a generalised air of malevolence in Riskay's recording that plumbs new depths of anti-intellectualism - it could be the soundtrack for that great movie, "Idiocracy". But of greater unease is the wider availability of such things (thanks to the internet) and their appeal to the lowest common denominators.

I have to add more to this post - I think you can see where it's going...so stay tuned.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Bits n' Pieces: Media Attention; Naturalization (Part 5 - Success!); Hwy.180 Update

Well, after the recent debacle with the SRE, I set myself the task of learning, somewhat more thoroughly, some basic Mexican history. I researched state capitals, geographic features, notable dates, artists, writers and actors. I even learned the "Juramento a la Bandera" - the Mexican Pledge of Allegiance. In all, I was a little more determined to pass this 'pinche examen'.

This determination was also partly inspired by this very blog being mentioned in the Mexican national press. A Florida-based Mexican journalist, Cesar Fernando Zapata by name, wrote an article for the Milenio Group comparing citizenship testing in both the US and Mexico. He told of my recent experience and made the same comment as many - most Mexicans would fail such a test as their immigrants are expected to pass.

A link to the Diario de Yucutan for the article (many thanks to Mary) is HERE

So, Monday 26th, on the way to McAllen to take parents to the airport after their three week sojourn with us, I divert to Cd.Victoria and the SRE - again. Jennifer Rose had kindly sent me a .pdf of an SRE study guide for this test (alas it arrived too late for serious study). This is simply a list of 100 questions, which, I assume, comprise the pool used for testing. I believe this assumption to be correct as I saw the SRE official cutting and pasting text from a document which, I believe, was used to make up my test on this occasion. The study guide is not listed on the SRE's website but may be had HERE.

This time, I had to answer six questions and get all of them correct:
  • What is the date of birth of Benito Juarez? (21 March)
  • What is celebrated on the 20th of November? (1910 Revolution)
  • What is the highest seat of learning in this country? (UNAM - Universidad Nacional Autonoma de Mexico)
  • Who was the President before the current one? (Vicente Fox Quesada)
  • What is the name of the capital of Mexico? (El Distrito Federal)
  • What is the principal source of the nation's income? (Petroleo)
All my revision was for naught as I knew the answers to all of these questions as 'general knowledge'. I suspected trickery in asking for the name of the nation's capital as, strictly speaking, it doesn't have a name in Spanish - only a political description ('el distrito federal'). So, I aced it.

The SRE will call later in the week to set up an appointment for me to collect my 'Carta de Naturalizacion', swear an oath of fealty to the flag, give the Bellamy Salute etc. Then it's off to the IFE for a 'Credencial de Elector' and back to the SRE for a passport. Later...

Driving back from McAllen today, I took Hwy.180 south as I wanted to check the progress of the upgrading works from the junction at Tres Palos to Soto La Marina. Well, the first 45 KM are now complete and earth works have started for the next tranche. These improvements make a big difference and I was able to complete the journey home in less than 5 hours. But, Dear Reader, I admit to having my right foot to the floor almost the whole way - the van's trip calculator showed an average speed of 127Km/h. I did actually get stopped by the Federales for speeding but I managed to talk my way out of a ticket as I was 'only' clocked at 135km/h. Tsk, tsk...if wifey were to read this...

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Call & Response

Recently, a member of this blog's Commentariat suggested that, all things considered, I obviously hated Mexico and my life here. She said:

"You seem to really dislike, almost hate, just about everything about the place you live in Mexico and your life there. Your blog just exudes negativity and disgust! It's very sad reading."

Well now, I would have liked to respond personally but she chose not to give me an email address... so I must post my response as the topic of a blog entry.

Firstly, what is my point of writing here? Why do I do it? How do I chose what to write about? Let me define a few terms so we may better understand the motives.

1. CATHARSIS - 'the purging of the emotions or relieving of emotional tensions, esp. through certain kinds of art, as tragedy or music'

2. CONFABULATION - 'the replacement of a gap in a person's memory by a falsification that he or she believes to be true.'

3. NOM DE PLUME - an assumed identity, a pen name, like 'Eddie Willers'.

Do you see a pattern emerging, Dear Reader? I write here for emotional release but it may be partially fictional or involve a certain degree of artistic license. And if it all sounds rather bleak, black or negative then it's because I am taking a certain amount of pseudo-poetic liberty for the sake of a comedic schadenfreude that may not be easily understood by all my readers.

I write here because it helps me deal with some of the frustrations of life in this country and culture.


I love Mexico, and I ask God to bless the simpler souls here, and give me the patience I crave for dealing with the crying need for improvements in a hugely wealthy, yet undeveloped, country.

Monday, May 19, 2008

On The Buses

When first I came to Tampico, in late 1999, I was shocked by the chaotic state of its public transport. It seemed to be a boiling confusion of taxis, route-cars ('rutas', a local version of the erstwhile colectivo), and mini-buses all honking their horns, racing their engines, and competing fiercely for passengers. Screeching tires, smoking exhausts, rattling bodies, booming engines, garish paint and bad repairs - all were in evidence.

My wife-to-be pointed out that, until comparatively recently, there had been nothing but the great, lumbering blue dreadnoughts one still occasionally saw operated by a local syndicate. These vehicles were usually International Harvester type American buses that had seen former service with US School Districts for many years. They were much repaired, sometimes with wooden side panels, and very slow.

Then the municipal government de-regulated the sphere of public transportation. Routes were defined and opened to all comers, with controlled flat-rate fares for the buses and route-cars. There were, apparently, no vehicle safety or driver competency examinations, nor were the taxis fitted with meters. Insurance did not seem to be a requirement.

The great majority of vehicles were (and are) owner-operated - this brings its own special set of problems, issues and circumstances. Recently, though, the bus company Transpais has begun operation of a large fleet of comfortable, modern, well-maintained, air-conditioned buses on some of the longer routes. These vehicles are sensibly driven by salaried drivers - hence, it matters not to them how many passengers embark. The buses are in a uniform colour scheme (blue or yellow with a bright orange cartoon crab) and have recently offered free inter-bus transfers for routes also operated by the same company.

Now, I am all for the liberty of the free market etc etc but watching what happens with the unrestricted mayhem of public transportation here in Tampico really makes me pause for thought.

Let us imagine: you own and drive your own microbus or route-car. The price of fuel always increases (87 octane 'Magna' stands at MN$7.10 per liter - about US$2.50 a gallon) but the passenger fare is fixed at MN$5 per journey per passenger. You need to make enough money to live and buy gasoline and support your family, so what do you do?

Simple, you chase the passengers.

From early morning to late at night, you sound your horn to attract their attention (regardless of whether you are in a residential district), you stop your vehicle for embarkation and disembarkation wherever your passengers wish (regardless of the danger to other road users), you drive at maximised speeds (using all availiable road width) and attempt to overtake competitor buses and route-cars to get to the passengers first (regardless of the safety and comfort of those passengers already in your vehicle). Vehicle maintenance is cursory, to say the least - who can afford new tires or a new muffler? - and insurance is an expensive luxury...in the event of an accident one can only do one thing - run like hell!

It's small wonder that we don't have many more public-transport related road fatalities than we already do. Whilst not all owner-operated vehicles are in dire straits, a goodly number of them are to be seen plying their trade in a dreadfully poor state of repair - one suspects a burro may be faster and safer.

And yet, with the advent of Transpais, one suspects that the days of such vehicles are numbered as passengers vote with their feet. Already, we are seeing that they prefer to wait for an air-conditioned route-car rather than take the one at the head of the line.

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Local News Roundup

There has been much activity recently at the old Civil Hospital. Contractors with dumpsters, brooms and shovels have been beavering away this last week, removing what looks like a great many tons of debris. This, apparently, is enabling work prior to the main event - as decided by a week-long poll last October - of partial demolition and refurbishment in to mixed retail and commercial use. I haven't seen detailed plans, but the idea is encouraging.

On the other side of Laguna Carpintera, adjacent to the Metropolitan Theater, the new conference and convention center is almost complete. This is an initial stage of a much larger planned development which seems to rumble with discontent. Meanwhile, the former Hotel Rivera (hard by casa Willers) has also seen much refurbishment in the last ten months. I will post photos later but the owners have created retail space and made the structure weathertight by fitting new windows.

The local bus operator, Transpais, has introduced a single example of the "autobus oruga" (see pic above), on its Altamira to Tampico route, for a trial period. With just 14 stops along the entire route, the journey time is cut by 15 minutes. Initial responses from passengers have been positive. This type of articulated bus (known as a 'Bendy-Bus' in the UK) is a good deal longer than usual and requires greater turning clearance on corners. To this end, the local authorities have suspended and moved certain street parking bays and the local Transitos are busy with tow trucks, removing obstructions.

I do hope that Transpais continue with this service as it brings benefits I will discuss in a subsequent post.

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Musing

I was browsing, the other day, one of the many Internet fora concerning life in, and travel around, Mexico. I came across a post (on Lonely Planet's 'Thorn Tree') that recommended this blog.The poster expressed some surprise that there were six years worth of entries here.

Six years? I was surprised too! Can there be anything here that surprises me? 'Claro que si!', as my wife might say. I have not really seen anything of this great country outside the Huasteca region so there must be still a great deal to wonder at.

We have recently been on a week's vacation to the great Florida dream world of Disney. A week was all it took to be struck anew, upon my return, by the squalor of downtown Tampico. I noted afresh the broken sidewalks, the graffiti, and the general air of indifference.

It occurred to me that Disney's idea of what constitutes "third worldliness" is just a little too clean and wholesome to prevent the credulity from being strained. Disney fails to incorporate the smells and sounds of relative poverty. Its buildings and sets ("sets" being the operative word - this is a created artificiality remember) have a sense of neglect about them that seems a little too studied - as though the buildings were neglected anew each day rather than be allowed to become worn over time.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Naturalization - Pt.4

You may recall, Dear Reader, that I had filed the papers for naturalization last September. I was interviewed in Cd.Victoria by the SRE State Delegate for Tamaulipas and I made a point of asking her, "Do I have to take any kind of exam or pass any kind of test in relation to this application?".

Who knows if she understood me correctly? Perhaps her firmly negative response was a culturally sensitive white-lie - seemingly, the thing I most wanted to hear.

Well, months went by and we have heard nothing so, just before our Florida vacation, we called the SRE's office to ask what was happening and what had become of our case reference number. They duly promised to send that number (and secure URL to access a progress report) forthwith and wondered when I would like to come to their office to take the exam as part of my application.

WTF???


EXAM?? WTF???

Well, this was all very close to our departure date so as we were driving to McAllen I decided we should stop ont he way in Victoria and get this over with. I mean, how hard could it be?

Very Hard, is the answer to that one.

The test comprised 5 questions, of which four had to be answered correctly. Here are the questions:
  • Give the proper official name of this country;
  • Name three colonial cities;
  • Give the capitals of the states of: Colima; Estado de Mexico; Nayarit;
  • Name three 20th Century artists
  • Write in full a verse of the Himno Nacional;
One also had to give a single paragraph answer on why one sought to be naturalized. The woman administering the papers was a harridan, without mercy, who penalized the least mistake. With such standards, I was only able to answer two questions correctly.

So I now have to make another attempt and this raises the question of just how many attempts one is permitted.

Hmmm...

Monday, May 05, 2008

Whither "Surreal Oaxaca"?

We have been on vacation for the last nine days and I have had no internet access. However, I had noticed, on the morning of our departure, that the blogosphere is missing one of my favoured sites concerning Mexico.

Speed and The Doc, posting under the title of 'Surreal Oaxaca', have seemingly vanished without trace and without comment - even their emails are being bounced. Although their most recent postings descended towards increasingly acrimonious and personal insult to members of OSAG (the Oaxaca Study Action Group, a Yahoo Groups collection of the well-intentioned), they made many mordant and piercing observations, puncturing several "smelly little orthodoxies" (to use the Orwellism) concerning Mexican culture.

They will be sadly missed and join 'Mark In Mexico' (another Oaxaca based blogger) on the missing list.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

“Customers - The Reason Why We Are Here”

I was reminded, the other day, of some of the archetypal bookshop customers that George Orwell had written about in his early novel, "Keep the Aspidistra Flying".

They are amusing caricatures, his bookshop habitues: the shy, young man who browses guiltily and always buys; the fruity voiced, middlebrow woman who reads Galsworthy and carries it, "...title out, so people would think she was a highbrow."; the book-stealing tramps who smell of old, stale bread crusts and enquire, ''Joo buy books?". In a few, short, swift sentences, Orwell presents such rich detail.

How I wish I could sketch in the same way the assorted manner of customers oft encountered in Mercado Juarez!

We have 'fresas' (literally 'strawberries' but meaning a 'yuppie' or upper-class twit) who want to know the price of everything - presumably as they know the value of nothing - but have no intention of actually buying anything. Usually, they are just "slumming" in the market for amusement.

We have loud, fruity-voiced folk who are stroppy of manner and demand large discounts because they intend to buy implausibly large numbers of an item. Bulk buying is fine but l am not taking off more than 15% the price of a 35 litre steamer because you're telling me you want fifty of the blessed things. "Que ridiculo!" is my wife's usual retort at such points.

We have an endless parade of 'ancianos' - hard-of-hearing oldsters who mumble and chumble about how expensive things are and how we should really give them the things they need as a 'limosnita' or else sell them things at less than cost as an 'ayudita'. Oftentimes l am sorely tempted to tell them to go to the Red Cross if it's charity they want.

Then there are people who ask the kind of question I would politely call 'specious' or, more rudely, 'f**king stupid'. Examples include:
· Of a water bottle, "Does it have holes in it?"
· Of metal tongs, "Will they melt if I use them in hot oil?"
· Of a stainless steel knife, "Will it rust?"
· Of scissors, "What are these for?"
· Of a plastic plant pot, "Can I put this outside?"
· Of a plastic bucket, "Can I put this on the stove?"
· Of a bird cage, "What kind of bird can I put in here?"

And, yes, there are the great majority - whose only frustration-making vice is to always ask the price, even when it is clearly written in inch-high figures.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Whistling Dixie- Is This For Real?

I have oft been suspicious of the learned declamations made by ''cultural experts" from wealthy, first-world nations when they speak of the need to preserve and encourage certain aspects of those cultures they consider threatened by twenty-first century modernism.

In my opinion, there is a certain sub-Rousseauian wistfulness in their desire to protect certain groups or shield them from the influence of the modern world, with all its benefits and hazards.

Now, it is possible, and not unknown, that in order to advance a particular agenda some intellectuals may distort or misrepresent certain aspects of their findings. Their desire to see an outcome that validates their world-view may even push them towards economies of truth. Additionally, the subjects of their study may themselves, either maliciously or playfully, engage in the same kinds of misrepresentation.

Occasionally, these two vectors can intersect in unusual, amusing or interesting ways. One of the better known examples being that of Margaret Mead and her latterly debunked studies of the Samoan Islanders.

This brings me to the point concerning something I came across recently. Whilst browsing the web, I found a report on a "whistled language" is use in the south of Mexico. A direct link to the scholarly page reporting this can be seen HERE

Given that a language is a collection of sounds, assembled and used in a generally agreed fashion to a generally consistent rule-set to produce a homogeneity in meaning where ever the sound sequence is used, it strikes me that the widest possible range of sounds can only be produced by maximal use of the entire vocal apparatus that may produce or modify the sound (such as chest, throat, lips, teeth, tongue, palate etc).

Whistling, by definition, produces only a limited range of notes and, therefore, can only have a very limited range of meaning.

Imagine listening to an orchestra composed entirely of trombones - each instrument can produce a range of notes but only of one tone color. To illustrate this metaphor, the reader can listen to an example - the score to "Psycho" by Bernard Herrman was written for and performed entirely by stringed instruments.

Divertissement - A Well Worn Metaphor

If one's point of arrival is birth, and one's final destination is death, then life itself is the journey between those two points. Whatever the terrain, the journey is to be enjoyed rather than endured.

Now, a journey may be planned or unplanned. One may determine a route and follow it - either by using someone else's maps or charting one's own course - or one can meander, making turns and changing direction as desired.

Unplanned meandering is not necessarily a bad choice as one can gain enjoyment from the changing pace or passing view. One may interpret signs or alternatives, then explore them with a sense of excitement or wonder.

But the danger of the unplanned, the wandering without a sense of direction, or an idea of the closeness of the destination, is to concentrate wholly upon the going rather than the passing. The focus becomes the journey and one loses sight even of the need to be aware of alternative routes or of changes in the terrain.

Head down, gazing at the road in a state of semi-bovine mindlessness, or head up, looking forward with clear view - these are the choices.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Heavy Breathing

My neighbor, Rudy the cheese seller, loves to watch the morning novelas on Televisa. He has a small color TV stashed behind his counter and, although I cannot see it, I can hear it perfectly well.

What struck me this morning was the amount emotionally charged heavy breathing one hears on the soundtrack of these novelas, as though the characters were engaged in constant and strenuous sex.

Naturally, this cannot be the case. So l asked Rudy if he might move his TV so l could watch too. This was an unedifying experience as the actors seemed to portray intense emotion - any and every emotion - by means of a stern look and barely controlled, harsh respiration.

It was a curiously unsettling effect.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Wondering About the Simpler Life

Sometimes, when the day has been long and the air is as sticky as a Saturday night sidewalk, I wonder whether we are better off than we were in London, and, if it is so, what constitutes the proof of this.

I am 44 years old and university educated. I work as store clerk selling pots and pans to poor folk who are as ruthlessly rude as I can imagine. They spit on the floor, demand discounts of 50% or more, traipse in with extended families in tow, ignore me then waddle out. They are often unwitting and easy targets for the unscrupulous, yet they do not recognize it.

The market is a noisome, scabby place, full of impoverished desires and misbegotten hopes - fallout of the irrational side of the Ibero-Catholic culture. Betwixt the opening of one day and the next, a fine coat of gritty dust coats every horizontal surface, making the daily task of cleaning into a Herculean Labour.

So we flick feather dusters and wipe with swatches of red cloth in the snatched moments between customers. And what customers! Poor old women, flapping and slapping along in their broken shoes and plastic sandals, mumbling and chumbling, parting with their pesos upon the pain of greatest reluctance, all the while peering suspiciously at the world, convinced of petty frauds and cheats.

These scabrous surroundings are the source of our incomes. Other sales outlets could be developed, but, for now, things are allowed to languish and atrophy.

Our home is a three bed apartment, built, atop the house of my in-laws, at a cost of some US$65,000. It is a little smaller than I would like (and lacks storage space), but the ceilings are tall and I have a workshop-cum-office of my own. There is no garden - although we have a large, unshaded patio upstairs - and the common, tiled yard downstairs contains two small, yapping poodles, who are allowed to micturate freely everywhere until the maid hoses the place down. In summer, the stench of stale dog piss is almost overwhelming.

The in-law's house dates from the 1920's. I assume that downtown Tampico was altogether more pleasant and wholesome in those days. Certainly, there would not have been the aural pollution of the buses, taxis, colectivos nor the pullulation of private cars.

Now, unfortunately, there is much twenty-first century degradation. People urinate in our doorway and dump their trash outside. The air is rent by the discordance of vehicle klaxons - loud and sonorous from the buses and trucks, shrill and piercing from the taxis and colectivos. Ours us the remaining private house in this block.

Whores ply their trade just two block away, close by the dereliction at the top of the hill. Graffiti has made its cancerous way onto nearby buildings, occasionally ours included. The block plays host, after dark, to taco stands which always have a noisy swarm of colectivo drivers at feed.

Our immediate surroundings are impoverished and debilitating in their own way.

Yet despite this degraded immediacy, we are materially comfortable. We partake of the American Cornucopia in McAllen three or four times a year and we usually have an extended vacation as well. This year, we are off to Disneyworld in Florida and the other year it was an east carribbean cruise. We live in air-conditioned comfort and eat out at least every other week. Our daughter attends a private pre-school. We have a late model minivan (our second new vehicle in less than 5 years).

We could afford to live in a more pleasant locale in Tampico – but a stronger matriarchy prevails in this family.

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Monday, April 07, 2008

Another Business Quirk

The other day I was searching the local phone book for a business that I knew existed (for l had seen it) but I could not remember where it was located.


I tried the obvious things - the relevant category of the Yellow Pages, a listing under the store's name in the regular phone book - to no avail. It seemed unlikely that they did not have a phone, but their number did not seem to be listed anywhere.

Then I remembered a relevant fact concerning our own business and it occurred to me that it might be considered yet another example of the subsistence business practice.

Many smaller "owner operated" businesses here will often have all the business accounts in the personal name of the owner. Presumably, this is a legal requirement, but it does have the effect of the phone being listed under the owner's name.

So, I spent much time on a fruitless search for ''Mundo Acuatico" without knowing the name of the owner. Hence , I never found it.

I wonder how much business is lost by this anomaly?

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Saturday, April 05, 2008

Controversy! "Nos Robaron!", claim Mexicans.


I have been away in 'el otro lado' for a few days, so I missed a great blogosphere controversy regarding a print ad for 'Absolut' brand vodka.

As reported by Laura Martinez (and picked up by several others, including blog heavyweight Michelle Malkin), an ad for the Mexican market showed the map of this country prior to the Treaty of Guadalupe that gave away the norteno territories that now form the modern US states of Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada and California - the suggestion being, presumably, that this state of affairs should be that of today.

Predictably, this has caused a great deal of wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst Laura's commentariat. The comments seem to fall into one of two opposing camps. Laura makes the point that many Mexicans seem to take the view of ''we wuz robbed" and still consider the territory as being a part of Mexico today.

Having read some history and studied the cultural aspects of the situation, my view takes in the following:

1. Mexico, as an independent political entity, had only been in existence for around 30 years at the time of the Mexican-American War. There cannot be any realistic claim to these lands based on historical 'Mexican' occupation.

2. The northern territory of 'Nueva Espana' was largely unoccupied and with little agricultural activity. After Mexican independence, such activity continued to languish. Land reform was not encouraged.

3. The indigenous peoples of the area were of the northern American Indian tribes (such as the Sioux) rather than the southern Meso-American groups (such as the Maya or the Aztec).

4. The treaty that ceded these lands to the USA was a stop-gap to prevent the total annexation of Mexico that some American politicians were calling for.

5. Post-treaty, the American development of these lands was due to a Protestant work ethic that encouraged investment and saving for the future.

6. Any talk today of these lands being a part of Mexico is utterly specious and the kind of backwards-looking nonsense that will forever impede progress.

I have said it before and I will say it again many more times...the Ibero-Catholic culture and the victim mentality will hold this great and potentially wealthy nation in abject inequality until top-down driven change is made to the benefit of the next generation.

Get With The Program, People!

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Divertissement - New Toys

I am sitting in the small store, typing this directly on to my new toy (an HP IPAQ 4350) and getting to grips with its limitations and my own learning curve. Unfortunately, there is no wireless signal here in the market (according to my other new toy, a WiFi sniffer) so I will have to upload these scratchings later.

I am also testing the new Microsoft Transcriber. This is a very powerful tool for the recognition of handwriting entered directly on to the screen. So far, it seems to work very well and allows for a natural writing speed that is much faster than using the mini keyboard. It is certainly a major and significant advance over the Palm 'Graffiti' system I came across ten years ago.

Although I would call myself part of the "early majority" in the adoption of new technology, I retain the ability to be truly amazed by new processes or methods. I am, and always will be, eternally and truly grateful to those whose creativity and intellect give me wondrous new things.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

It's Time...

More interesting news snippets in today's 'Milenio'.

Firstly, Pemex want to build another refinery to increase domestic capacity - despite the fact that output from the Canterell field keeps falling, this country still has to import refined gasoline. Local pols are pitching to have the new installation sited at Altamira - close by the docks and that centre of oil-industry knowledge, Tampico. So, it looks like we may be in for a long-overdue addition to the 1910-vintage 'Mexican Eagle' refinery at Madero. About time...


Some concern in armchair-liberal circles over the news that 0.4% of children over 5 years old, here in Tamaulipas, cannot speak Spanish. Instead, they communicate in Mixtec, Otomi, Huastec, Nahuatl or any of the other 'indigenous' tongues.

So? Why the concern? Are these children being doomed to a life of exclusion by their inability to speak the language of a conqueror that has been here for more than 500 years? Hell, yes! Does the society built by said conqueror owe any assistance to their parents to ensure that either such exclusion does not happen or that their native tongue is encouraged? Hell, no!

So, tell me, Virginia, why do we have the Ley General de Derechos Lingüísticos de los Pueblos Indígenas? Just what do we wish to protect? The children's future, or the language of their parents?

Anyone who thinks they can fully participate, to the widest extent, in the social and cultural life of Mexico without the ability to speak Spanish is sorely mistaken - be they gringo retiree or dirt-poor indigina.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Semana Santa Hijinks

It's been a fairly quiet Easter Week this year. Successive cold fronts, sweeping down from harsher northern climes, have kep the temperatures uncomfortable at the beach. Additionally, the winds of the 'Norte' that blew last Monday were strong enough to cause the Harbourmaster to close the beach for the day.

Indeed, it's now a Monday again and there's a 24mph wind keeping the temperature at 17 degrees centigrade (63 fahrenheit).

So, tourism has suffered a 20% drop this year - indeed, our takings were noticeably lower.

Disturbing news from saturday night of an apaprent suicide just two blocks from us in Plaza de Armas. A young male visitor from Monterrey who was, apparently, on the rooftop heliport of the 10 storey Hotel Inglaterra, decided to throw himself off. Police say - suicide, case closed. His friends, however, are demanding a homicide investigation.

Meanwhile, in northern Veracruz, Pemex is taking flak again over the state of its pipeline network. Near Tampico Alto, two large-bore pipes carrying crude oil have become exposed to the elements as their gravel and dirt covering has been washed away. From what I understand, the Pemex right of way is unfenced and runs alongside a small public road - itself in appalling condition - and motorists are cutting across the pipes, leading to talk of a 'time bomb' (note to 'Milenio' ed. - get the boys to use another cliché) if something is not done.

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

South Again

Another buying trip recently to Dolores Hidalgo - the self-styled 'Cradle of
Independence'- which is home to many suppliers of ceramic figures and articles.
We make this journey three or four times a year and although it is viewed as work (as we are buying for the business) it is a pleasant enough task.

The journey starts at 10.45PM on a Monday evening as we take the overnight bus to San Luis Potosi - some six hours west of Tampico and 4000 feet up into the mountains. There is only one overnight service, operated by 'Transpais',
and it costs MN$340 for a single ticket. The bus is of the '1st class' type, with 2+2 seating. The seats recline (but not fully) to allow for sleeping, but there is no leg support and no seat belts. When the bus hits the twisty, potholed, narrow road west of Cd. Mante, one can be tossed around enough to be awakened.

Arriving at just after 06.00, the pre-dawn temperature in San Luis Postosi (SLP) is often very low at this time of the year so a warm jacket is de-rigeur. We take a taxi from the central bus station (they operate on a fixed price scheme) to a preferred 24-hour cafe for breakfast.

After refreshments, we take a bracing 10 block walk to the car rental office near Plaza de Los Fundadores, where advance arrangements have been made to hire a small Chevy sedan for the day. By 08.30, we are on Highway 57 towards Queretaro, moving south against the rush hour traffic.

There is but one bus service from SLP to Dolores, a second-class 'Flecha Amarilla' that takes four hours to cover the ninety miles. Although it is a comfortable, air-conditioned, cheap bus service, it is as packed and slow as the most rattled and raddled 'chicken-bus' imaginable. It leaves SLP at 7.00AM (not enough time to venture far for a decent breakfast) and arrives at Dolores at about 11.15AM - having stopped at every one-burro pueblito along the way. This sole bus service then departs Dolores at 5.00PM, arriving at SLP at about 9.30PM (no time for a decent dinner).

So, over the last few years, we have switched to renting a car for the day and although it doubles the cost of this leg of the journey it means we can arrive in Dolores early, rested and breakfasted. We can visit outlying suppliers and ensure all our merchandise is safely packed and loaded on to the shipper's trucks before a leisurely drive back to SLP in time for a comfortable dinner and the 10.30PM Vencedor Line 'executive' service overnight to Tampico via Cd.Valles.

The return bus cost MN$420 but is more comfortable. The seats are arranged ina 1+2 configuration and are wider. They also recline fully and have leg support. I am usually snoring by the time the bus leaves SLP!

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Starbucks Is Coming

The other day, my eye was caught by a brief mention of the forthcoming activities of Grupo ASEA and their negotiations for renting space in the under-construction Plaza Covadonga ('a fair gloopy nazz, o my brothers') on Ave. Ejercito Mexicano, between the Sorianna and HEB supermarkets.

They are, amongst other things, owners of the Monterrey franchise for Starbucks.

YES! Starbucks is coming to Tampico - in October or November this year.

Now, in honesty, I am mightily pleased at this news. Although I have no great love for Starbucks coffee nor its corporate ethos, and some folk may resent this further 'creeping Americanisation' of the local retail scene, I believe that it will encourage an overall raising of service standards.

However, there is a part of my businessman's brain that is concerned with the choice of the new location and its implication for the retail future of the older, developed parts of this city.

Over the last five years, there has been much construction of new retail space in Tampico - the great majority of it concentrated in the 'golden zone' of Ave. Hidalgo between the airport (to the north) and Ave. Agua Dulce (to the south). There has also been extensive development along Ave. Ejercito Mexicano - already mentioned. Aditionally, the 'Sorianna' chain have rebuilt three of their largest outlets, adding a cinema to one and a large 'Sam's Club' type outlet to another.

Now whilst such expansion is great for the local economy, it is taking place on virgin sites, the better to construct facilities offering greater customer ease of access. It means that older sites, particularly those without car parking, are being left vacant - especially along Ave Hidalgo between the golden zone and downtown as well as the downtown area itself.

This can only lead to an acceleration of the 'doughnut effect' of the downtown area. Congestion, lack of car parking, poor public facilities, lack of other than retail uses and buildings ill-suited to modern retail will not halt the gradual decline.

The city fathers would do well to study such places that have experienced a similar issue before allowing permission for further developments.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Of Whores, Strumpets and Knocking Shops



Most days, here in Plaza de La Libertad, there are young men standing on the corners handing out small, business-card size flyers. The interesting thing one may notice is that they are only being handed to men. More specifically, only to young men or ones who look moneyed.

Why?

Simple.

They are advertising brothels.

Not in so many words, of course, as discretion is their watchword. But loaded phrases such as 'fresh, eager girls' who will 'do as you order' any time, night or day, their place or yours for a fixed price of MN$200.

Which is cheap - in any man's book. But then, I wondered whether this was a classic 'bait and switch' wherein the 'fresh eager girl' turned out to be a boot-faced old harridan once the punter had been relieved (ahem!) of his money.

I have been searching extensively for more info on the internet as to the legal status of the world's oldest profession here in Mexico. However, all that seems to be admitted is that prostitution is regulated in 18 states by means of permits and health checks and it may only be conducted in private properties. Whether our state of Tamaulipas is part of that regulatory regime I cannot officially discover - somehow, I think not.

I shall pin my colours to the mast here and say, I do not approve of the active encouragement of such activity.

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Neighbours

I am often at liberty in Mercado Hidalgo, this being the smallest of our three stores, to spend long periods of each day in pensive (or idle) reflection.

My immediate neighbours are a mixed bunch of folk, but all are friendly, as we must be. Each market building ('pabellon') has 8 pitches ('tramos') - of 2m wide by 3m deep - on each side. Our store has five consecutive tramos on one side.

On the other side of the passage, in the next pabellon, is Rudolfo, the cheese seller. He has a 'queseria' in two tramos that were formerly a seafood eatery, and still have their bright, marine-themed murals in place. Rudy is a youngish man (early 30's) who is always cheerfully wiping and cleaning his tiled counter. He sells only 'queso blanco' - in 1kg rounds - and these are delivered fresh every other morning. During the day, he keeps 8-12 cheeses in the unrefrigerated open, upon the counter top, whilst the others are stored, presumably, in the rear - perhaps in the creaky old domestic fridge one can see. Rudy sells about 25-30 cheeses a day at MN$27 each. He does not have any other dairy produce (such as cream, butter or milk) and sells no related produce, such as eggs.

Next to him, on the corner tramo, is Maribel and her three employees. They sell dried chilis, plastic bags, bottles of cooking oil and disposable plates and food containers. They all move with great swiftness as they serve a constant multitude of customers from their tiny stall. Their chilis, interestingly, come from China - I wonder why this is so?

The largest store amongst my immediate neighbours is Lazaro, vendor of hardware. He has the six tramos on one end of the building in front of me - three form a long counter along the passage whilst the three behind are used for storage. Lazaro also has a thriving business and he and his young assistant seem to entertain a wide variety of old codgers and young bucks who gather to chew the fat. It is amongst those gathered that I most often see the foppish machismo of vaquero duds - tooled boots, large belt buckles, patterned shirts etc.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

One, Twice, Three Times You're "Gringo'd"


WARNING: This post contains bad language, coarse attitudes and boorish opinions!

The Souk Mentality Strikes Again!

Gringo me once - shame on you. Gringo me twice - shame on me. Gringo me three times and I just have to ask "What The Fuck Is Wrong With These People?"

Three times this afternoon. Three times, in the space of just 90 minutes. Three times, some pinche indio thought he could take advantage of me, the white guy. Three times was the Ibero-Catholic short-termist, 'me vale madre por el futuro' attitude shown to me in all its knuckle-headed infamy. Three times was I gringo'd and three times did I repulse their clumsy attempts at chicanery.

It being St Valentine's Day, I went to buy flowers from the street vendors outside the market. I stood looking at their wares and noted that a lady customer alongside me was receiving change (a 20 peso bill) for a very pleasing display that included Birds Of Paradise in full bloom.
"How much for that one?", I asked the salesgirl, pointing to an identical arrangement.
"Er...One hundred and fifty", says she.
"Oralé, chamaca!", I frown at the girl, "You just charged that lady 80 pesos!"
Briefly, the girl looks slightly panicstruck, as though realizing that she has been rumbled by someone who is obviously not a tourist.
"Well, 150 is a cheap price for you", she says cheekily.
I bark a hoarse, snorting laugh and tell her I'll pay 80 pesos each for two of them. She accepts.

An hour later, I am collecting our four year old daughter from her school. There is a woman and a youth selling brightly coloured, metallised balloons, in various St Valentine related themes, outside the school. These balloons can be had from the supermarkets for 20-25 pesos, or from the street vendors who pullulate the plazas for 30-35 pesos. Exiting the school, daughter espies a 'Disney Princesses' balloon and demands it.
"How much?" I ask the woman.
"Er...fifty pesos", she replies, with a slightly hopeful lilt.
I was not amused. Fifty pesos?
"Que verguenza", I reply. "They cost 30 pesos in the Plaza. What's the normal price for Mexicans, eh?"
AGAIN, the slightly panic-stricken look appears as AGAIN, there is, perhaps, a realization that they are not speaking with a common-or-garden tourist.
"Forty pesos", hazards the youth.
"Vamos a la Plaza de Armas", I say, pulling daughter away, "We'll buy a balloon there for thirty pesos."
Seeing the sale slip away, the woman calls after us, "Thirty pesos, then!"
"Olvidalo", I shout back - fuhgeddaboutit!

Daughter is a little upset at being denied a balloon, as we are clearly not heading towards the plaza, but is easily placated with the offer of a small pack of marshmallow-topped cookies. These cookies ('Arco-Iris', they are called) cost, at the very most in even the notoriously expensive Oxxo convenience stores, just 6 pesos.

At the bottom of the hill near our home is a 'miscelania'. We go in and daughter selects her cookies. I give her a 10 peso coin and tell her to go to the counter, show the lady the cookies and pay for them with the coin.

Daughter excels herself. She goes to the counter, puts the cookies in front of the storekeeper and says, "Me cobra, por favor, Señora?", smilingly offering the 10 peso coin. The sourpuss woman at the counter takes the coin, proffering nothing in return. I am standing by the door and see the exchange. I step forward and say, "Just a minute. What about the change?"
The woman at the counter looks almost surprised but AGAIN there's the impression of a panic-stricken realization at...
And you know what?

I am tired. I am tired of this bullshit. I am tired of this goddamned souk mentality that expects me to pay whatever is demanded and smile whilst being reamed. I am tired at this cockamamie racist bullshit that expects me to pay more because of the color of my skin. I am tired and now VERY annoyed.

"Que ladrona!", I shout at the woman, "Eres una sinverguenza! Those cookies cost no more than 6 pesos and the price on the shelf says four-fifty!"
"Oh, I thought she had two packets", says the woman craftily.
"Entonces, donde esta mi pinche feria?", I demand.
The woman slides a 5 peso coin across the counter - she has shortchanged me by the fifty centavos so the victory is hers. But hers is also one store I will NEVER go in to again and I now just want to get the fuck out 'cos I am in a thoroughly poisonous mood.

So just what the fuck is this stupid, short-term, short-sighted, collectivist bullshit attitude of charging people based on what they look like they can afford? And why the fuck do people let these scuzzballs get away with it? Yes I KNOW they are only trying to make a living and I KNOW we are only talking pennies and I KNOW it's not every small storekeeper one meets and I KNOW it shouldn't be a big deal but GODDAMN IT - IT'S THE FUCKING PRINCIPLE OF THE THING!!

Here endeth the rant. Excuse me whilst I don my flameproof suit.

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Corrective Update to "The Lucky Gaffe"

Amazing!

The 'Gaelic irish Pub' has uploaded a new page to its website and they have CORRECTED the spelling of the word 'gaff'. Of course, the vulgar use of 'bleeding' is still in evidence but I couldn't provide an online dictionary reference for that one.

It took me a few days to spot this correction as their website is 'optimised' for MS Internet Explorer, and did not render fully or correctly in Mozilla Firefox. Call me a curmudgeon (Firefox users like me are still in the minority) but I would consider that good web design would mean testing on the two or three most likely browsers that one's visitors might use...(sigh).

Mexican businesses don't seem to have the hand of this whole inter-web thing.

Frequently, I will see that a business has its own URL and website but direct one to a Yahoo or Hotmail e-mail account...that just looks decidedly amateur and small time when one considers that webhosts offer an SMTP/POP3 mail service as part of the package (so to speak).

Sunday, February 03, 2008

A Word About The Oft-Encountered Attitude Towards Correction

A new shopping plaza opened on Ave. Hidalgo last June. In it, on the corner location, is a new bar, the "Gaelic Irish Pub". We looked in one evening, a week or so after it had opened, and saw it was a typical place of loud music, wall-to-wall 21 year olds striking poses, a parking lot full of their parents' cars and NO GUINNESS!

WHAT THE F**K!! They call themselves an "Irish" pub but they don't have Guinness?

It reminded me of the 'Mexican' restaurant I encountered once, in London, that was owned and run by two Croatians who had not been within one thousand miles of the United Mexican States.

Anyway, at the start of this year, I saw that this establishment was advertising in the local newspaper and had a website. The site was under construction so it featured a static jpeg of the same ad they used in the newspapers.

"Gaelic Irish Pub - A Lucky Gaf. For Bleeding Awesome Beer and Food"

Two things jumped out and smacked me in the face - the misspelling of 'gaff' (a slang word that can mean 'place' as well as a 'proper' word that describes a long hook on a pole), and the use of the vulgar intensifier 'bleeding'.

So I wrote to them to point out their errors. I reproduce our email exchange below. For those whose Spanish is less than mine, I have inserted italicised translations as required.


"Estimados Señores

Porque utilizan palabras malas en sus aununcios de periodico (en 'El Sol de Tampico', por ejemplo) y en su sitio de web?
Why are you using bad words in your newspaper ads and on your website?

Para explicarlo. La palabra 'bleeding', en ingles, significa 'sangrando'. Pero, en el contexto de 'bleeding awesome' es un palabra grosera con equivalencia de 'pinche'.
To explain, the word 'bleeding' in English, means 'to lose blood'. But in the context of 'bleeding awesome' it is an obscenity that is equivalent to 'bloody'.

Podria utilizar las palabras 'pinche' o 'chinga' en anuncios en español? Claro que no!! Entonces, porque utilizan lo mismo en una otra idioma?
Would you use the words 'bloody' or 'fuck' in your advertisements in Spanish? Of course not! Then why do you use the same but in another language?

Otra cosa - la palabra 'gaf' es con doble 'f'...'gaff'
Another thing - the word 'gaf' is with a double 'f' - 'gaff'

Sinceramente

They responded the next day:
Estimado Señor

Te agradecemos mucho tus comentarios, nos surgio la misma duda cuando estabamos buscando un slogan, bleeding awesome es un slang britanico, que tambien se utiliza mucho en irlanda. Es una forma de exagerar algo, de darle un superlativo a algo que se quiere decir, no es una mala palabra ni una groseria. Este slang es utilizado en Inglaterra en platicas entre padres e hijos. Es muy común.
Thank you very much for your comments - we had the same doubt when we were looking for a slogan. 'Bleeding awesome' is British slang that is also used much in Ireland. It is a form of exaggeration, to add a superlative to the thing you want to say - it is not a bad word or an obscenity. This slang is used in England in chatting between parents and children. It is very common.

Respecto al comentario que nos haces sobre gaf, la que comentas que lleva doble ff, es un gancho o un garfio. La palabra que lleva una sola f, gaf es la descripcion de un lugar de residencia, es una forma de llamarle asi a un lugar.

Estamos muy agradecidos por tus comentarios.


Well! That just about takes the biscuit!! So I said...

Estimados Señores

Well, hey, you Mexicans obviously know more about Irish and British slang than I do! Verdad?

I mean, I'm British, I was born and raised in London and lived there for my first 40 years..but...it's your bar..do as you please... 'me vale madre'.

But I am TELLING you,the word 'bleeding' as an intensifier (like 'fucking') is considered coarse and vulgar and would be considered offensive used in the
context of public advertising. It would DEFINITELY not be used between parents and children. But, hey...it's your bar...

'Gaff' - what dictionary are you using? Take a look at "The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language", Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. 21 Jan. 2008.
<Dictionary.com http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gaff>

'gaff' - Slang. A house, building, or apartment, especially where one resides.

Then search for the without with one 'f'. And hire yourself a new image consultant :-)

Saludos!

Don't bother to respond - you call yourselves 'Irish' but you had no Guinness when I visited you last July.

Gracias y Saludos,

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Marianism vs. Subjugation (or Suvservience, Not Equality - Redux)

I have spent the last few weeks reading, and annotating, Earl Shorris's work , "The Life And Times Of Mexico". It has proved to be an interesting experience for many reasons - the depth and breadth of Shorris's storytelling ability makes for a thought-provoking read. However, I am, on more than several occasions, emboldened to scrawl testy, probing, hot-headed retorts in the margins by way of reminding myself that assertions based on experience are to be challenged.

Shorris mentions the machismo attitude of the typical Mexican male and gives space to its female counterpart, marianisimo. Having read a little more on this subject, it strikes several notes that appear to confirm the Mexican experience yet reinforce its underlying speciousness.

Personally, I see no virtue in making oneself a doormat. I see no moral courage in being submissive. Cloaked in religious trappings, this doctrine of being meek in the service of the BVM becomes a device by which the male hegemony of the Catholic Church could maintain the womenfolk in subjugation.

There was a strange, paternalistic experience with two customers the other day. She entered the store first whilst he stayed outside - nothing new there. After I bid her good morning and asked if I might help, she turns to him and asks him to come inside and speak to me. She says this in perfect Spanish so it's not like there's a communications difficulty because they only speak an obscure dialect of Mixtec (or whatever). And so it went...she sees something and asks him to ask the price. He asks me, I respond and he tells her. She makes a decision, he disagrees. She chooses again and he gives me the money. All the time, when not looking at merchandise, she is looking at the floor.

Marianism or subjugation? I was reminded of the burqua clad women often seen shopping in London.
Shyness or servitude? Culture or crassness?

Trust (Pt.4) - "Look Not Ye Gift Horse In The Mouth"

...lest it bite ye?

The woman customer was buying a plastic bucket for six pesos. She asked for it to be put in to a plastic bag (we have printed grocery sacks in the store). She then asked for another bag and was told that it would cost 1 peso. She approached me at the cash desk, with outstretched hand to proffer the coin. I waved dismissively, "Don't worry. Take the bag", I said.

Immediately, there appeared a frown of deep suscpicion on the woman's face. "Is it the same sort of bag?", asked she.

Aaah! Would that I engage in such low trickery, such brazen caddishness, such abominable knavery as to freely offer an inferior item! Am I some species of blackguard? To the majority, alas, yes - by dint of being a merchant.

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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Divertissement - 1976 And All That

I was briefly astounded, the other day, to realise that it has been more than thirty years since the Sex Pistols blasted their way through social mores at the encouragement of Bill Grundy.

I never saw that original TV transmission, though I well remember the screaming headlines the next morning, but now thanks to YouTube I can see what the fuss was about. The first thing that strikes me is John Lydon's almost palpable sense of embarrassment at the utterance of his first obscenity.

They came, they had their 15 minutes of fame (or infamy, if you prefer), they left. What was their legacy? Well, an ethic of simplified 'do it yourself' music was spread amongst the British youth who had pretensions to becoming three-minute heroes. Otherwise, the path was cleared for further obscenity (in rap), noise (in acid house) and general nihilism.

Why I am I writing of this? I suppose it's a realization of the passage of time and a perspective on what is important. Punk rock in Britain from 1976-78 is unimportant - a footnote in musical history, a fading blip on the cultural radar.

The philosophical underpinning of 'Cultural Marxism' continues to spread, however.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Local News Snippets

Pemex security have discovered an illegal pipe-tap in Veracruz today. A 2" diameter valved take-off was found to be attached to a 24" pipe carrying refined gasoline. What caught my eye was the fact that this tap was found on lands belonging to the Govela-Elizondo family - who are highly influential in Tampico's business and political arenas. Hmmm...

In similar vein, a recent news report of the attempted kidnapping of the medical director of a local union hospital caught my eye. The victim's pickup truck was described as being a brand new Ford Lobo with Texas license plates. Now, the Lobo is the Mexican-built version of the Ford F-150 and, as I understand, not type approved for permanent import into the USA. So how did it come to have an American registration? Hmmm...

The local EZLN/Zapatista delegation camped out at the central lagoon are busy making noisy fools of themselves in their continued protests against commercial development in the area. The 'protest camp' is made up of the usual leftist travellers, 'social activists', middle-class student youth on an 'épater le bourgeois' trip etc. They all seem more concerned over the fate of a few crocodiles than the economic benefits such development would bring to the citizenry.

As an aside
I think that this place wears too many third world badges when it comes to animal husbandry. Letting your cows graze at the end of the airport runway, tying up your hog on the median strip of the main boulevard, having crocodiles in the central lagoon etc are all indicators of a third world mindset.

Another aside
AMLO is banging the drum for his presidential aspirations for 2012 - what a trouper the man is! Today, he is busy denouncing as 'traitors' those PAN and PRI politicians who consider that it might actually be a good thing to privatise at least some small parts of Pemex.

Although the state oil concern is a fount of largesse, and jewel in any socialist crown, it is in desperate need of foreign technical expertise and investment to better its chances of being a major player in the world oil market of the future. Also, perhaps a private Pemex would take more care over the security of its pipelines!

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I Am Glad That...

I do not work in a shoe store - I never could handle being an Al Bundy. Having to kowtow, bow and scrape, run back and forth for an hour only to have the customer walk away empty handed?

Dealing with people who treat such an experience as recreation requires patience I do not posses. It's bad enough working where I do. There's always folk trooping in with extended families of 10 or more just to look and never to buy.

Similarly, fielding the inane enquiries of the 'tire kickers' in a car showroom would also drive me to distraction.

When I left school I had already decided that I had no desire to work in retail. Even at that age, I did not 'suffer fools gladly'. By and large, I have managed (until moving to Tampico) to stay out of retail work.

So what happened? I do often wonder...

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Cheap Shots #2

I couldn't resist, on seeing this photo in this morning's 'Milenio', adding a "WTF?" caption.

Are they Mexican neo-Nazis doing the old 'Sieg Heil!' ? Perhaps it's the local chapter of the Superman Appreciation Society. Maybe it's a rehearsal for a 70's disco revival and they are practicing their "We'll flyyyyy awaaaay" move?

My guess is that this pic is really of municipal workers in Altamira swearing their fealty. Truth is often more prosaic.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Divertissement - Annus Horribilis (with apologies to Philip Larkin)

Childhood ended, for me, one night in 1975.
Between the end of the three day week,
And the exchange rate taking a dive.

Things had changed, my father grown worse
With drink and barely suppressed rage.
Absence made hearts grow malicious
And selfish desire drew his wage.

Short, sharp shock. Snap, slap and smack.
And I, confused by this rush of ill-will
Wailed and waited for calm to return.
But it could not, nor ever could still.

So childhood ended, for me, that night, in 1975.
Between leaving a house of unhappy repute
And my dreamscape failing to thrive.

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Grin And Bear It (5)

What's with people and non-vocal communication? Is it they they are lazy and have no wish to speak? Do they consider themselves superior and so do not have to speak, or inferior, and durst not?

Frequently, people will put an index finger to their eye to show they are 'just looking' when I ask if they need help. They usually don't say that, they just make the gesture. Oftentimes, these are the same people who will hold up spread fingers to show how many of an item they want instead of saying the number out loud.

Then there are the folk who ask 'How much is that' whilst standing many feet away from the articles of their desire and refusing to signal exactly which one forms the basis of their enquiry. One is left to guess and guess again...

Then there are the folk, aforementioned en passim, who make noises like 'tch-tsch' to get one's attention or they whistle at one as to a dog...

Saints have a lot of patience - there are days when I, sadly, do not...

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Granny

Old folk in the store are nothing new. Occasionally, I have to repeat myself loudly and always, without exception, have to tell the price of everything for they know not the value of trust and believe I am there only to gouge, to cheat, to swindle them.

The other day, an old granny came in. She stood by the entrance, looking around with some wonder. I asked if I might help her, if she was looking for something in particular.

She looked through me as though I did not exist, as though I were figment of fevered phantasm. She turned, and called across the passage to my neighbour, the cheese seller, asking him how much the galvanized buckets cost. Rightly, my fellow merchant suggested that she ask me, as owner and operator of the store she was standing in.

Again, I asked what I might offer her. Again, she looked through me.

Lines of poverty, lines of generations, scored her countenance and marred her visage with an acid-etched grief at unknown, unwanted and unforeseen injustice. She was, perhaps, an 'adelita', a Villista for sure, whose faded eyes and fading memories witnessed, and still, the gringo usurpation of the northern territories.

She hawked a good throatful - bending with the effort of it - and gobbed a huge green loogie on the floor tiles of the store, scant inches from where I stood. Sniffing loudly, and with apparent satisfaction, she turned and left...

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Friday, January 04, 2008

Grin And Bear It (4)

Food, Glorious Food.

I cannot be derogatory of Mexican cuisine. After more than four years here, I am a great fan of arrachera, mole poblano, cuitlacoche, flor de calabasa and other assorted spicy goodies. I have learned to squeeze limes over absolutely everything on my plate and look down my nose with disdain at 'Tex-Mex' food, such as burritos and hard tacos.


But there are still some gustatory anomalies here that sour the stomach somewhat. For example:
  • How are rice, potatoes and spaghetti to be considered 'vegetables'? Is everything 'not animal' a vegetable? Why am I served with potatoes AND spaghetti or rice AND potatoes with meat and no other legumes?
  • Talking of spaghetti, when was its taste ever improved by being served in a sweetened cheese sauce?
  • And on the subject of sweet, why is there the belief that savoury dishes can be improved by the addition of nuts and raisins? WTF?
  • I came from Northern Europe. Food is served hot unless, obviously, it is not meant to be (such as salad). Why is so much of the 'meant to be hot' food here served just barely lukewarm? In a restaurant, yes, it may be returned but this never seems to raise the temperature greatly.
  • Avocado flavoured ice-cream? Are you serious?

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Grin And Bear It (3)

What's with the oral obsession? Every day, I see people with cocktail-sticks in their mouths, working at their teeth. Is the practice of dental hygiene in public such a fervent desire? Even the TV commercials (for 'LaLa' brand cheese) poke fun at this.

When I was a child, the expression 'He combs his hair in public' was a term of disapprobation. It meant that acts of personal grooming, such as hair-combing, teeth-cleaning, zit-squeezing, nose-picking etc were only done publicly by those beyond the pale, the crass, the vulgar. Such things were for the privacy of one's bathroom mirror - no longer, it seems.


Jolly Good Show (2)

American newspaper practice favours the 'Police Blotter' - the section reporting on the activities of the local law enforcement officers in their fight against crime - and so we have them too, here in Mexico. This was a new thing to me as, in the UK, the activities of the police tend to be a little more secretive.

Whilst I cannot approve of the gore-fest colour photos, they are salutary reminders of the capability for baseness in human behaviour. I also have a twinge of unease at the way 'criminals' are paraded in the newspapers with no indication of whether their assumed guilt is even deserved. But generally, I approve and endorse the openness in the reporting of the Police's activities.

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Friday, December 28, 2007

Subsistence Business - Redux

I have written before on the subject of what I call 'subsistence business' - that is, business that appears to exist and operate at the very margin of either its potential or profitability - as I see it here in my part of Mexico. As this subject has provoked some comment, I thought that extended coverage of this topic was required.

Firstly, how does one define 'subsistence business'? In my opinion, it is a business that meets one or more of the following parameters:
  • A commercial activity carried out in an apparently informal or unstructured manner that is usually (although not always) ambulatory or peripatetic.
  • A commercial activity that appears to have scant regard for external regulation, third-party property rights or respect for the commons.
  • A commercial activity that appears to be incapable of expansion beyond current limits due to resourcing issues - such as lack of capital or labour - or where the owner/operator demonstrates unwillingness to work beyond that which is required for immediate needs (ie: to satisfy day-to-day existence).
  • A commercial activity that appears to be incapable of expansion beyond current limits due to nearby competitive threats, or a failure to differentiate or to take account of other external factors (such as low levels of passing traffic).
  • A commercial activity that appears to be under-capitalised and has little stock on display or has insufficient margin to absorb losses by theft and so has poor displays for that same reason.
However, there are large and established businesses that may also exhibit these traits so it cannot be safe to assume that such businesses are at or near the edge of financial viability.

Now, if we accept the above as a basis for our understanding, we may attempt to define the types of subsistence business we may happen upon. Generally, these may fall in to one of two categories: fixed or peripatetic.

A fixed business may be found in permanent premises (whether rented or owned) or in a fixed location with a semi-permanent structure. In Mexico, this may be a market pitch or puesto - whereas its complement in the USA might be the mobile cart in a shopping mall. However, there may still be but limited space to store and display merchandise and so sales are limited.

The ambulatory - or peripatetic - type of business is the simplest to comprehend. It may be a bicycle pushcart selling food (tacos and ices are popular), or a person walking about selling watches, lottery tickets or chewing gum. It may even be the individual who spreads a cloth in the doorway or on the windowsill of another store to sell home-made 'crafts'. In all cases, the range of merchandise offered is limited to what may be comfortably carried by one person.

As an aside, our stores are often visited by itinerant individuals selling such things as natural sponges, washing lines and nylon scourers, sun-dried pots (known generally as 'barro') etc. When I point out that we have a warehouse full of such things, and pay less than they are selling for, from suppliers who give tax invoices and credit (and so why would we bother buying two or three things from them) they often get flustered and almost demand that we buy from them.

Now, from the point of view of the observer, the subsistence business depresses the municipal tax base either by its informal nature or the ebb and flow of its existence. From the perspective of the owner/operator, the nature of such business only offers positives - such as low entry costs, freedom from taxation or government interference etc - but beyond sufficient activity to generate sufficient profit by which to live, it is hard to see what other benefits might accrue. Indeed, the tenuous legality of subsistence businesses (either due to their extra-legal operation or unduly onerous legal processes and requirements to regularize their existence) means that development beyond a base level will be difficult, or impossible, to achieve even if such growth were desired by the owner.

I will close with two apocryphal stories that sum up the generalised 'business attitude' oft found in Mexico.

Once, on a festival day, a young middle-class mother had organised a party for her children and their many friends. Unfortunately, however, the man booked to provide a private firework display had called to cancel his show, at the very last moment, due to a family emergency. Undaunted, the woman rushed to the zocalo of their home town, where she knew she would find small vendors of fireworks. She rushed to the first seller, an old man with his wares spread on the ground before him.
"I'll take all the fireworks you have!", said the woman.
"But, Señora, I cannot sell you everything", replied the old man.
The woman was flustered and did not understand, "Why not? If you sell me everything then you can go home and spend the rest of the day with your family".
But the old man was resolute. "Señora, if I sell you all my fireworks then what will I have left to sell?".
The woman left the old man without her fireworks, and the old man spent the rest of the day in the zocalo, selling nothing further.


An American businessman was travelling through southern Mexico. Passing through a poor Indian village, he saw a stall by the side of the road and a man selling many beautifully decorated clay pots. He stopped and asked the old man tending the stall how much the pots cost.
"Ten pesos each, señor", came the reply.

The American was a canny businessman and knew of stores in his hometown that would gladly pay at least twice that for such beautiful pots. Sensing an opportunity, the businessman asked the old man, "How much for ten pots?".
The old man thought for a moment. "Then they will cost nine pesos each, señor", he replied.
Realising that there was a bargain to be had, the American asked the price for fifty pots. The old man paused, scratched his head and silently counted on his fingers for a moment.
"Señor", he said, "If you wish to buy that many then they will cost seven pesos each".
At such a discount, the canny businessman saw that he could make a very good profit indeed and asked the old man what the unit price would be for five hundred pots. Consternation appeared on the face of the wizened oldster and he said, "For so many, señor, I must speak with my son", and, with that, he passed in to the small shack behind the stall.

After a few moments, the old man returned to the expectant American. "Señor, for so many pots we would have to charge you twenty three pesos each". The American was flabbergasted! "Why so much?", he demanded, "When fifty pots are just seven pesos each".

"Señor, to make so many pots we will have to buy much clay and paints. We will have to make another wheel and table. We will have to hire two men to make the pots and another two women to paint them. This will cost much money and the price of the pots shows that".

The American left, empty handed. The old man and his son continued to make pots that no one wanted.

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Flogging Those Dead Horses

Modern pop music is all about recycling what came before (sometimes this cannot be avoided, given that the musical range is limted), so it's hardly surprising to hear cover versions of songs that had their five minutes of fame at some time in the last forty years. I spluttered indignantly the other day at some pre-teen mob called the 'Jonas Brothers' murdering the Kim Wilde classic from 1981, 'Kids In America' and rendering it as 'Kids of the Future' - cah!

Some rock stars, it has been noted, are worth more since their deaths. Elvis Presley and John Lennon both, for example, have made far more money since their untimely departures than they ever did whilst among us.

This brings us to the Great Tejano-Pop Goddess Selena - dead for almost thirteen years - who suffered the incredible indignity of being murdered by the head of her own fan club. Her elder brother, Abraham 'A.B.' Quintanilla, regularly releases remixes of her recordings and so we are now being treated to yet another version of 'Baila Esta Cumbia'.

By the same token, La Chica Dorada 'Pau-Pau' Paulina Rubio has redone her big hit 'Ni Una Sola Palabra' in a f**k**g banda version, if you please! The breathy words of passion just don't fit with the lederhosen and oompah-pah sound of banda but the fans love it!

Que hacer por el dinero, ja?!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Divertissement - They Were British

Watching something musical on TV the other day, my wife remarked that Peter Gabriel sounded very British when speaking.

"That's because he's from Surrey, near London", say I.
"No way!", says she, "I thought he was American".
"No, a lot of famous bands are British", say I proudly.
"Duran Duran?", she asks. "British", I respond.
"ABC?", "British".
"The Human League? Depeche Mode", she is beginning to sound exasperated. "British - all of 'em", I affirm. "In fact, most all of the early 1980's New Wave/synthpop bands were British".
"Ah! But what about the Pretenders!", I see a triumphal gleam forming in her eye. "British musicians although, yes, Chrissie Hynde is American".
"Ah-ha!", cries she, "Another American! Like Kim Wilde!"
I hated to disappoint her, "No sweetie, Kim Wilde is British - all her material was written by her dad, who was quite the rockstar in Britain in the 1950's".


"Eurythmics?" - "British - Scottish, if you want to be picky".
"Oooh...well, who was that couple with the single 'Oh, amooor'", she hums a bar or two absently. "Hmm, that would be Dollar - British", I reply.
"Phil Collins?" - "Obviously British".

And so it went on for a while...she would give the name of a band she had listened to as a normal, middle-class Mexican teenager in the 1980's, thinking all the time they were American, only to be told that the musicians had come from a small, damp island off the north European landmass.

I grew weary of the game and it set me thinking - just why are there so many English-language pop/rock bands from England? Is it something in the national character? The dreary climate keeping kids indoors to dream of being 'three minute heroes'.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Grin And Bear It (2)

Today's little moan, as I become ever more cantankerous due to working 7 days a week, is directed at those pinche fresas whose mother's didn't teach them the basic rule of respect for one's elders.

To explain: the commonest method of addressing a service person, such as a waiter or store clerk, is to call him 'joven' - literally, 'young man' or, rather more idiomatically, 'youth' (a common form of address in northern England). Now, one would not usually call a waiter 'joven' if he was a grey-haired oldster and nor would a teenager use the word on service persons - under those circumstances, it is proper to use 'señor'.

I am in my mid 40's so I don't mind being called 'young man' by the blue-rinse brigade doing their shopping. But I do object to having kids who are young enough to be my own (ie: up to college age) calling me 'joven'. They are being damned cheeky!



Jolly Good Show (2)

A big 'Well Done!' goes to the municipality for the latest statue to grace Plaza de La Libertad. It shows the great Bogey, cigarette in hand and dressed as a grizzled prospector, sitting outside the former 'Bar Palacio' - used for the filming of John Huston's minor classic. My only moan is that they really should have put the statue under the portico around the corner - where the sidewalk is wider - and reinstate the framed display of photos and posters that used to tell the story of Tampico's setting for 'Treasure of the Sierra Madre'.

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Three Card Monte - Mexican Style

I have recently noticed that there are a couple of Three Card Monte operators in the streets around the central market here. They set up on two stacked boxes - covered by a white cloth - and use three large bottle caps with a bean in place of cards.

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but I had thought that the whole point of such a con trick was the fact that its illegality provided an 'out' for the operator. If things were not going his way he could quickly call 'Look! Police' and pack up and run.

So what happens when the Police are actually part of the body of onlookers, doing nothing but observing? If they are shills for the operator then he surely cannot lose.

And this is what is happening right here. People are lining up to bet their jewellry, their bus fare, their last centavo and feel, presumably, safe in the knowledge that the Police would intervene in the event of foul play.

Hello!? Find The Lady!? Confidence trick, no?! Never mind that man who just won MN$100 or the boy who's standing next to you muttering fervently that it's a sure winner! Reality Check Time! The Cop Is In On It Too!!

Sheesh!!

Grin And Bear It (1)

Why is it that some folk, who probably think they are being friendly or cute, insist on trying to speak English to me in the store? Yes, I know that any white folk one sees around these parts are likely to be English-speaking Americans, but, all the same, basing a language decision on such an assumption is patronising, to say the least.

It's as if I spoke in Swahili or Wolof to a black person on the basis that, as blacks, that was likely to be their own language - see? It completely ignores present circumstance and context.

Of course, sometimes I do have fun by pretending to be a non-English speaking German (or somesuch). That puts a rapid end to the silliness!



Jolly Good Show (1)

There is an ongoing project in downtown Tampico to replace the crumbling sidewalks on certain blocks with smart, pale green, poured concrete sidewalks that have a 'block' design pressed in to them. The lamp standards, too, are being replaced with a spiffy new silvery post that features a smaller fixture just above head height to light the sidewalk itself - very thoughtful. As always, I do hope (vainly?) that the maintenance will be kept up.

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Friday, December 07, 2007

Local News Roundup (2)

Our local delegation of the State Civil Defense Corps ('Proteccion Civil') here in Tampico are being busy little bees just lately.

On Wednesday (4th Dec.), they issued a press release expressing their 'grave concern' at the 'dozens' of LPG powered microbuses and 'rutas' (clanky old superannuated 1970's Ford Crown Victorias and Chevy Caprices that run as collectivos) that are potential 'time bombs' due to poor maintenance, and will surely explode, with great violence and loss of life, in the very near future.

My opinion is that one stands more chance of being run down in the street by such a vehicle, as they are almost always driven in the most appallingly cavalier fashion. However, fresh calls for vigilance are always a way to reassure the citizenry that the authorities are doing their job.

On Monday (2nd Dec.), Proteccion Civil (hereinafter known as 'PC') moved to close sections of the street around the old building the corner of Calles Colon and Riviera (the 1924 ' Municha' building by the Clausen family, previously mentioned here) that was undergoing preliminary works for 'refurbishment'. Again, they expressed their 'grave concern' that there was a danger to passers-by from falling masonry from this decrepit structure.

Now, color me cynical but methinks all this 'grave concern' has to do with the Jefe of Tampico PC dropping the ball a few weeks ago at an incident on Calle Olmos in downtown Tampico.

An old store was being refurbished. In common with most low-level structures of that vintage, there was a large concrete portico over the full width of the sidewalk. This concrete slab - being some 10m long and 30cm thick - appeared to have no structural support whatsoever.

Presumably, it became loosened by the structural vibration from the refurbishment work as it broke free in one piece - all TWELVE TONS of it - to crush and kill a 15 year old boy who was walking underneath at the time.

The rescue and cleanup was coordinated by the head of the PC delegation of Cd. Madero - much to the profound embarrassment of the head of PC Tampico, who should have been there. Rumour has it he was 'otherwise engaged' for the afternoon in a 'No-Tell Motel' as he cannot, apparently, give a convincing account of his whereabouts.

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Announcement

I have decided to start writing, albeit very briefly, of some of my pet peeves and, hopefully, will counterbalance them with some good things too. These entries will be short and to the point.

There are many trivialities that, taken in isolation, are seemingly insignificant. But if I were to store them, nurse them and then release them in one foul blast I do not think the result would be very attractive.

So, look for "Grin & Bear It" as well as " Jolly Good Show!" in the very near future.

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Monday, December 03, 2007

Trip Report To 'The Horn of Plenty'

Traditionally (or, perhaps, stereotypically) men do not like recreational shopping in the same way that women - who tend to go into raptures at the prospect of unlimited credit and great stores - enjoy it.

However, I have come to look forward to, and greatly enjoy, our infrequent trips to McAllen, Texas. Not only is it a welcome break from family and business, but also a chance to browse bookstores, wander around the tool section of Home Depot, empty the mailbox of accumulated (and occasionally forgotten) internet purchases and generally savour the atmosphere of genial prosperity.

This time around, I bought: a new Bosch hammer drill (on offer at US$120) to replace one that finally died of terminal failure (a broken commutator ring); a serial dataport switch (used, with cables, from some friendly computer geeks with whom I thoroughly enjoyed chatting); I shipped out two radios I had sold on Ebay and collected five that I had bought; I collected wife's christmas present that had been shipped from the UK as well as some gifts for daughter that her doting English granny had sent from a vacation to Australia. We ate well, slept soundly and wished for more than the 2 days we had.

The journey there was via the usual route Tampico-Gonzales-Nueva Padilla-Reynosa and took the usual 5 hours or so. The bridge at Pharr was practically deserted of cars and there was only a minimal delay.

For the return journey, I wanted to go via Soto La Marina on route 180 thence Tamaulipas Hwy 113 from Aldama to Altamira (previously discussed here - Ooops! BIG MISTAKE!

I had heard a rumour that the road from Tres Palos to Soto La Marina (a very hilly, single lane affair) was being improved so i thought that, perhaps, this was worth looking into. Well, from the junction with Hwy.101 the road has been improved and widened for about 6Km - but the following 20Km is still very much a work in progress, with frequent off-road diversions, suspension killing ruts, body breaking holes, paint chipping and windscreen smashing stones, and general slowness.

However, from Soto to Aldama, the road has been resurfaced in its entirety and is greatly improved. Once the widening is complete (about another 9-12 months is my guess) then this will be a very smooth run.

Now, the truck route to Altamira from Aldama should be fairly fast but there has been considerable deterioration of the road surface for about 10Km around the locality of La Tima. Goodness knows what caused the damage but the surface of the road is pocked by huuuge craters that catch one unawares - definitely a route to be avoided for the forseeable future.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

VIVA MEXICO!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Catch 'Em While They're Young

As our baby daughter grew, I began to feel a tad uneasy at what she might encounter within the Mexican educational system in terms of the presentation of this country's history.

I had long considered that the celebrations of March 18th were not appropriate, as the act itself was nothing short of a macho-posturing theft of foreign owned resources. It made me uneasy to see that Mexican history, as it is told and taught here, still holds that Cardenas was morally and ethically correct. There is usually little or no criticism of his actions and their consequences.

Now, it is almost the 20th of November, another important date in history. My daughter's pre-school are staging various events to celebrate. The teaching of the 1910 Revolution seems to hold that the 'three valiants' of Madero, Villa and Zapata formed a kind of holy trinity that had might and right to depose the 'evil dictator' Diaz.

This is skewed, to say the least, in that there is little or no recognition of the great advances this country made under Diaz and his 'Cientificos'. Mexico became a modern, industrialized nation, for better or worse, and could make its way amongst the other developed countries of the world.

Yes, Diaz used fraud and force to hold the reins of power. But, tell me, once the Revolution had been institutionalised by the 1917 Constitution, were the corrupt practices of the ruling party any different? Just because there were 'free elections', are we to ignore the 'dedazo' that gave us morally dubious leaders like Cardenas and Camacho?

So, the moral here is: the version of history generally taught to Mexican kids is the one approved by SEP, whose policy makers, mostly, were educated at that hotbed of radical post-modernism, UNAM. Hence, glorification of the violent overthrow of the established order is celebrated and encouraged.

Sometimes, I wonder where hope went...

Subservience, Not Equality

It's probably reasonably well known that Mexican culture, despite oft appearing to be matriarchal, features macho men and their subservient women amongst the lower classes.

In my days in Mercado Juarez, I often see such couples - he stands outside with an air of malign truculence whilst she comes in to the store - and I had wondered at why there usually appears to be such a wide age difference between them.

My view of "women's rights" is a relatively simple one - as individuals, they have the right to live as they please with the right to own property, enter in to contracts and use force to defend themselves. I do not believe that women are suited to all the different kinds of work that men are involved in - tactical military, deep level mining, oil extraction etc - just as many men are not suited to some roles long considered a female domain, but that does not mean they should be excluded. However, it also means that standards should not be lowered in the interests of serving 'gender diversity' - or whatever the current faddish phrase is.

In marriage, there has to be a leader and a follower but these roles should change according to the situation at hand and the knowledge or abilities each partner can bring to bear. In the wider life, it makes no logistical sense to subjugate women as that is a waste of economic resources and productive capability.

Meanwhile, this is how it happens, typically, in the market. She is walking a pace or two behind him, carrying the bags. He strolls ahead, empty handed. He is dressed gaudily, she, dowdily. She sees something in the store and enters to look. Today, one woman wanted a nine peso plastic cheese grater. She took it to the man to seek his approval. He gave her money - just ten pesos, mind you - and she meekly paid and stashed her new acquisition. Meanwhile, he had already issued a terse command and was moving off, she scurried to catch up.

I see this scenario dozens of times a day in many variations but, fundamentally, it presents a picture of Mr Macho and Mrs Mouse...it never fails to sadden me a little.

Monday, November 12, 2007

When Prayers Don't Work

As my dear wife would say, "Bu!".

The prayers didn't work. A PRI victory has been declared in Tampico, Madero and Altamira - board-sweeping victory but at narrow margins over PAN. In fact, in Cd.Madero, PAN is demanding a vote-by-vote recount (à la AMLO) as there was less than 100 votes in the race deciding the pri-ist victory.

Browsing through a stack of last weeks newspapers today I saw a campaign ad from Oscar Perez - Tampico's new mayor. He wasn't promising anything radical - just to keep the streets clean and safe, pick up the trash etc.

There was no mention of what they will do (if anything) about the rising level of graffiti. There was no mention of the half-million dollars spent on the acquisition of a helicopter by the Police (they don't do much with it, just fly around in tight circles over the downtown area with the siren blaring 'whoop-whoop' - methinks they need lessons is the stealthy support role a helicopter should play in law enforcement).

Similarly, there was no mention of tax proposals - six months ago, the price of monthly parking permits, parking meter charges and the fines for infraction connected with them all jumped up by 100% with nary a whisper from the Mayor's office. Meanwhile, central Tampico still looks crappy with many derelict buildings, despite promises to crack down on owners who allow such unsafe dilapidation.

In similar vein, the Traffic Laws say that bus drivers should be drug-tested every six months. Apparently, it hasn't happened in almost six years but this annoying little factoid didn't crop up until the head of the Traffic Police was grilled by the local media after a young mother was mown down on a crosswalk at 9.00AM one Monday morning by a bus driver stoned out of his gourd.

So - bread, circuses, statues and another proposed commercial development for the lagoon. Plus ca change.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Estamos Seco

Municipal elections are being held today in Tampico. Voters have a choice of either PRI, PAN or PRD candidates for the position of 'Presidente Municipal' - the minority parties and alliances are not fielding candidates for some reason.

As with all elections, the sale of alcohol in all stores, supermarkets, bars and restaurants was halted at midnight Friday 9th November - 30 hours before the polls open - to avoid hangovers affecting turnout or drunken voters being 'guided' on how to cast their vote.

The house is quiet. The family members have gone to the polling station and thence to church - to pray for a PAN victory, I hope.

I am listening to Gilbert Rowland pounding the ivories in a superb performance of Soler's Keyboard Sonata in F Minor R.72.

Quiet Sunday mornings - gotta' love 'em!

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Friday, November 09, 2007

Divertissement - Internet Commerce

When I first spent many happy hours in the 'Inter-Net' (as it was known then) in the Year 2 B.G. ('Before Google' - ie.1996), there wasn't a whole lot of commercial activity online. Indeed, there was more than a certain air of very British amateurness, a dilettantism, about the non-pornographic offerings thereon.


So when
Jeff Bezos fired up Amazon, I became an early customer. To explain the lack of American literature in the London bookstores of that time was to understand the belief, that if the book was worth publishing, then it would have been published by a British house. Unfortunately, this meant that the entire output of, for example, the Black Sparrow Press (meaning, all of the works of John Fante and most of Charles Bukowski) was not available unless one paid extortionate prices to the sole importer - who charged by the simple expedient of changing the US dollar sign for the British pound sign, which made those books very expensive. Additionally, it also meant that one was denied, for example, anything by Ayn Rand or even Celine's 'Mort à Credit' in the Mannheim translation.

Amazon's competitive threat to the small, independent bookseller was taken very seriously. Yet it spawned another, most welcome, site - Abebooks. The 'Advanced Book Exchange' linked together, in one site, all the sellers of used books (and England has plenty of those). So if what one sought was out of print, it was a safe bet that a copy could be found in a dusty virtuality. Hence, I could now read those long-forgotten Nevil Shute action adventure stories that had become so unfashionable.

And so my initial enthusiasm for internet book buying led me, anon, to electronics, eBay, and, most memorably, a wife. Now, living in Mexico, I do fear that without such civilised commercial avenues to explore and have delivered I would surely suffer some vexation.

Long Live Internet Commerce!

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Monday, November 05, 2007

Pride And Progress

George Orwell noted, more than sixty years ago, that the typical English intellectual had a sniggering contempt for anything considered patriotic and that nationalistic sentiments were considered jingoistic. Hence, pride in flag, country and monarch was to be sneered at and, most famously, Orwell considered that such people would rather steal from the church poor box than stand for 'God Save The Queen'.

It was with this in mind that I reflected this morning on the nature of national anthems - those patriotic hymns that inspire love and devotion for flag, country and leader. In most countries, the song concerns itself with the glory of the flag and its meaning ('The Star Spangled Banner'), or how great is the country ('Advance Australia Fair') or her people ('O Canada!'). Some anthems stress that the fatherland should come first in one's heart ('Deutschland Uber Alles') or that one should rush to defend it at all costs ('La Marseillaise', 'Mexicanos, Al Grito de Guerra').

But in olde England, we have a miserable dirge that begs the deity to protect our monarch - our sovereign ruler - and keep us in subjection. No wonder the English intellectual of Orwell's time saw fit to snigger at such sentiment. In the absence of any kind of pride in one's heritage - of flag, country and history - how could one take a call to protect and serve a master with any degree of seriousness?

Now, all this brings me to the thrust of this post - the Mexican attitude to patriotism. This morning, at my daughter's pre-school, I witnessed the flag ceremony. I am reliably informed that this happens every Monday at all schools, both private and governmental, to Junior High level.

The children are dressed in white and stand to attention in ranks in the yard outside. The Mexican tricolor enters and is paraded by three other kids, who march past their serried compadres - and they march, mark you, they do not walk, shuffle, stroll or shamble. As 'El Himno Nacional' plays, the children place their right fist on left breast and sing with a genuine sense of patriotic fervour. It is a dignified display and is part of the teaching of national pride in this country and history.

Sadly, such a display would be called 'overt nationalism' and roundly disparaged - by neo-Orwellian sniggering intellectuals - as 'redneck conservatism' or 'dangerous racism' or 'fascistic nonsense' (or some other type of neo-Gramscian 'politically correct' dogma) in those countries, like England, that have lost their way and lost their pride in their heritage and its symbols.

For that alone, I am glad we are here.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Divertissement - Decline of Life & Quality In Consumer Goods

My hobby is vintage radio, at least, some esoteric aspects of it. I collect and refurbish tube portable sets from the 1950's and this gives me ample opportunity to see, and reflect upon, changes in construction methods for this popular type of consumer durable.

In front of me is a Zenith 'Super Trans-Oceanic' Model H500. In 1952, when this example was built, these sets sold for US$150 - equivalent to US$1,180 in 2007 - and, at that relatively high price, were pitched at those in the 'above average' income group. It is a handsome set, heavy and well made in a solid wood case with a hinged lid antenna that covers and protects the front panel effectively. The chassis is of heavy gauge enamelled steel and the wiring has been assembled by hand (these sets pre-date the use of the printed circuit board).

Imagine spending over a thousand dollars these days for a portable radio, no matter how luxurious! The models of today, whilst offering vastly superior performance, are of inferior, less durable materials. Their circuits have become more complex and reduced in size - so much so that specialist equipment is needed if component-level repair is to be attempted. More worryingly, from a repair perspective, is that individual active components (such as integrated circuits and transistors) have shortened life cycles so that spares may not be available in twenty years time.

In this regard, like all consumer electronics, obsolescence and reduced life expectancy seems to have been planned and built in. Whilst this has allowed the unit cost to fall it means that the product's life expectancy has been drastically reduced. Despite the lowered unit cost, meaning that mass-market penetration is eased, it is as though something has been lost in the 'democratisation' of the product.

This begs the question, have consumer goods, generally, become less durable in order to account for their eventual obsolescence as technology moves ever more rapidly forward? I believe so. Consumer electronics are now classed as a 'Fast Moving Consumer Good', like soap or salt and one is expected to replace rather than repair, to upgrade to the newest version once it is available.

In contrast, the motor car has not followed the same path. The car of 2007 is faster, safer, more fuel efficient, less polluting and has mechanical components that may give optimal performance with minimal attention. In part, this has come about due to developments in materials technology - the steel bodies have better coatings and use more durable alloys to prevent rust compared to the models of thirty years ago - and progress in manufacturing technology has reduced human involvement. The stress on machine-made and machine-fitted components has led to improved mechanical tolerances and, hence, longer life. Today, the vehicle that goes 'around the clock' and does more than 100,000 miles attracts no attention. Yet thirty years ago, such a vehicle would have required close attention and careful operation to attain such mileage.

Yet the modern car is designed by engineers to suit optimal performance parameters. The car of the 1950's had greater aesthetic input from artists (think Virgil Exner, Raymond Loewy, Harley Earl) and, certainly, had a more 'baroque' appearance that owed nothing to its performance as a machine. And yet the befinned and chromed Cadillac of the 1950's is more desirable today than ever before.

Perhaps this explains the manufacture and marketing of 'retro' themed goods. In cars, the Japanese have produced small, sleek sporty cars that have design cues taken from British designs of the 1950's. Radios, telephones, some kitchen appliances (such as blenders and toasters) are also being found in styles and colours of 40-50 years before.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Continuum

Boy, I have a suspicion that some folk may well find this post to be contentious.

It started this morning, as I was a-browsing through the glades and dells of the internet's furthest, palmiest reaches for blogs and comment about Mexico.

Then I came across this blog post from Xico. I couldn't help but leave the scathing comment I think such an attitude deserves. Whilst I wouldn't condone the behaviour of an archetypal 'Ugly American', I think that going too far the other way and trying to be one of the super-sensitive types who always sees themselves as an 'interloper' or 'visitor' to Mexico is not healthy either. Simply put, if you are going to make your life here then you need to make an emotional investment in the place, and assimilation starts with one's attitude to the culture.

If you forever consider yourself to be a visitor to Mexico then you will be treated like one - with any negativities that may entail.

Now, let us consider that there may well be a continuum of 'types of attitude' that may be found amongst the expatriate settlers to Mexico. At one end - let's call it the 'Star Trek Prime Directive' end - we have the folk like our blogger from Xico. They don't want any improvement to this land (its a paradise already, thank-you) and consider that we cannot pass judgement on the customs, laws, practices or any aspect of the culture as we are non-Mexican 'visitors'. They are the spiritual cousins of the enviro-greenie-neo-Luddite types (inevitably pro-APPOist to a person) who damn Mexico's desire for improvement by such developed, yet damnable, technologies as nuclear power, DDT, genetically modified crops etc. from the safety, comfort and security of their armchairs in America.

If that's one end of the scale, then the other end I have already spoken of - and this has been described by the Xico blogger. It concerns the expatriate who thinks that Mexico will be, and is capable of being, a slice of Little America. Personally, I see nothing wrong with trying to make your little piece of Mexico into the thing you left behind in the USA, but I think you are missing more than you may gain.

In the middle somewhere, are folks like me. We're here, we're 'queer', get used to it!

Mexico isn't perfect. There are many things wrong. There are many things that could be better. Some faults are due to custom, some to culture, some to indifference on the part of the Mexicans. Some are also due to lack of knowledge or insufficiently developed technologies or processes.

Improvements are possible, but it takes fortitude in the face of social pressure to articulate the need for such improvements in a public forum. The 'Ugly American' may not be articulating such a need in a very productive or positive way but at least attention is being drawn to a shortcoming that could be improved to the benefit of all.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Language And Cultural Expectation

As a non-native speaker of Spanish, I am sometimes confused by the language's syntax with regard to asking questions. This confusion is compounded by the expectation inherent in the questioner's intonation.

In English, the usual way of making a query is in a positive sense with a rising intonation - "Do you sell plates?". This signals to the listener that a question is being asked and a yes/no answer (or a response of some kind) is expected. It also indicates a positive expectation on the part of the questioner that his requirement will be fulfilled.

However, in Spanish, as it is spoken in these parts, questions are asked in a negative sense and with a falling intonation- "You do not sell plates". This makes it seem as though one is listening to a statement of opinion (which one may be invited, as the merchant, to confirm or deny). It suggests that the questioner is expecting to be disappointed and, therefore, that any question inherent in the exchange between customer and merchant is to be accepted as rhetorical.

Linguistically (and, indeed, syntactically) this is only an issue of style. Yet, in my opinion, it points to an underlying negativity in the philosophical 'sense of life' (to use a Randian argot) of the questioner.

If one has a view of the universe as a malevolent entity, wherein nothing one desires will be granted, then it is highly likely that one may well have fatalist tendencies in even the smallest day-to-day transactions. Hence, I see customers who must be thinking, 'Why bother waiting for an store clerk to ask you what I would like? They won't have what I want and won't listen anyway. Better to shout, wheedle, demand and whine to get his attention. Who cares if he's busy?'

This fatalist view of the universe is an aspect of Ibero-Catholic culture that Harrison has identified. I do believe that it explains why the worst 'offenders' are not necessarily the least educated but the most likely to be conservative adherents of their religion.

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Fifteen Improbable Things We Have Been Asked For

Many of the stores in Mercado Juarez, whilst concentrating on one or two groups of products, frequently stock things one might not expect. For example, the store to the side of us concentrates on dried chillis and styrofoam plates, trays and cups. They also sell plastic bags by the roll, however, as well as vegetable oil and dried spices.

We advertise ourselves as a 'Cristaleria'. This means we sell mainly glass and ceramic items for the home kitchen. However, we are also known for our wide range of plastic containers, mops & brooms, aluminum cookware and a wider variety of kitchen equipment.

With that in mind, I ask the reader to ponder 'What the f**k are they thinking' when considering what we have recently been asked if we sell:
  • Deodorants
  • Hamsters
  • Flag poles
  • Birdseed
  • Milk churns
  • Lamp oil
  • Coffee
  • Lard (vegetable shortening)
  • Umbrellas
  • Skipping ropes
  • Food processor blades
  • Salt
  • Jigsaws
  • Plastic rain capes
  • Newspapers
Never a dull moment!

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Subsistence Business

I have mentioned, en passim, that there are many smaller businesses here, in Tampico, that are owned and operated at a single location by a family. I have also opined that such businesses often appear to be under-capitalised and exist at subsistence level or below.

In order for a business to be considered even faintly worth the while of its owners, it must produce, at the very least, sufficient profit to cover its operating expense (this is known as 'normal profit'). Additional, or 'super-normal profit', allows the owner to live, or re-invest in the business or save.

In order for a small business to produce normal profits it must begin life with sufficient capital for stock, premises, fixtures and fittings, advertising etc. It must have a means to survive whilst the customer base is built. More importantly, and prior to the commencement of the business operations, the owners should have undertaken research to determine a favourable location for the premises, an attractive and competetive price for the goods or sevices being offered, the range and type of goods or services to be offered (which is dictated, to a certain extent, by the previous factors).

In other words, the new small business must offer something that people want, in a place where they will see it and at a price they can afford. It may sound obvious, but one would not try and sell luxury cars in a slum ghetto nor cheap, nylon clothes in Beverly Hills.

Why, then, do I see so many small businesses come and go with astonishing rapidity here in Tampico? I can only presume it is because they are not abiding by those three basic principles and, too often, seem to start a business in the misguided belief that it will act as a source of income for the family. There appears to be scant regard paid to the salient requirements for any worthwhile measure of success.

For example, on the next block around the corner from our house there are many empty retail units of between 400 and 700 square feet. These units typically rent at the MN$8 per sq.ft/month level - an average unit costs about MN$5000 per month. The street on that block sees very little foot traffic, despite being on the edge of the downtown retail area, and is not on any public transport routes (so there are no gatherings of waiting passengers). Over the last 18 months, this block has seen 5 small businesses open and then close within twelve months.
  • The stationery store was very well presented but had empty shelves. Whether or not anything was kept under the counter, to prevent theft, I have no way of knowing - if that was the case then that old bugbear, lack of trust, was responsible for the empty shelves.
  • The café lasted less than three months - a virtual absence of passing trade hastened their demise.
  • The locksmith came and left within five weeks - the presence of an established locksmithing business around the corner on the next block didn't help but, again, lack of passing trade used their capital very quickly.
  • The party supplies business held on for almost a year. Presuambly, word of mouth maintained them for a while but it is probable that the lack of passing custom killed them off.
  • The small stall that sold pirate DVDs lasted about three months.
In all cases, the rental cost for each business must have been a crippling expense and I cannot understand how these 'entrepreneurs' thought they could make any money under such a burden. I have sat many hours performing profit forecasts for an internet café business but have come to the conclusion that the only way to make money from it, whilst keeping the hourly rental competetive, is not to have to pay rent on the premises.


Thursday, October 18, 2007

Trust (Pt.3)

I have mentioned in the past an aspect of the Mexican Ibero-Catholic culture concerning the lack of trust in those outside one's family circle. This was something brought to my attention in a learned way by Lawrence Harrison's paper. Now that I have had four years in this country I am able to better appreciate the thrust of Harrison's argument and can report, with some authority, on this lack of trust and its effects.

Many small businesses - at least in our part of Mexico - are family owned and operated. This means that, at varying times throughout the day, week, month or year, one may see a variety of family members at work - serving customers, stocking shelves, cleaning, manning the register etc. In some cases, there may also be paid employees to augment the family's labour and in others, paid labour makes up the bulk of the workforce with a family member in a supervisory or managerial role.

Now, it becomes apparent that such a business cannot grow beyond the capabilities of the family to physically manage the operations without recourse to paid managers or agents. If the family is large, with many adults, then growth may be achievable - assuming that it is not stymied by the Peter Principle. Where the family is smaller, or more aged, then expansion becomes difficult as a lack of trust in paid employees prevents growth that may not be directly managed by family members.

This cultural lack of trust for those outside the family in such matters, especially where there may be direct financial impact upon the family's fortunes, inhibits business growth and will forever lead to small, ill-managed, under-capitalised businesses that exist at subsistence level.

Furthermore, the family's attitude to the business as a provider of revenue (rather like a piggy bank) as opposed to an engine of wealth creation and familial improvement - manifested in an unwillingness to invest in the infrastructure of the business (such as plant and buildings) - means that proper planning of the utilisation of such capital as may be gained is often lacking. The family and the business are considered to be one and the same - instead of the business being regarded as a separate entity - and, frequently, more concern is paid with demonstrating an apparent 'success' (by buying new cars, expensive jewellry etc) than by fostering a genuine culture of growth.

Now, this lack of trust may also show itself in other ways. I have already touched upon the attitude of the poorer customers of our business - who seem to have an expectation of being swindled, cheated, defrauded, tricked, bamboozled in their dealings with small merchants - and this is reflected by some merchants in their attitude to customers. For example, at at typical Home Depot store in southern Texas one may enter and leave the store without being accosted by security staff. One may, if one wishes, scan and pack one's purchases at a self-service checkout. Again, one is expected to scan all the items and proffer the correct payment without being examined as one leaves the store. I am sure that the cost of running such a business has a margin built in to the profit scheme to allow for theft and, in my opinion, demonstrating such trust in one's customers is to be preferred.

Contrast this approach with the Home Depot here in Tampico. One may not leave the store without having one's purchases checked and one's bags searched by security staff. The self-service till would be ignored, if such a thing were considered permissable. Any bulk items that require processing (such as cutting of lumber or cable, mixing of paint etc) must be paid for - and a receipt obtained - before the processing is done. Ostensibly, this is to prevent loss by customers failing to complete their purchase. This is justifiable but it is also onerous, especially if one need many custom products from different departments.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Divertissement - Down In The Northern Heights

Although I was born and raised in the English city of Nottingham, I moved to the metropolis as soon as I attained suffrage. Initially, I settled around the border of the N4/N8 districts - part of the 'Northern Heights'. That part of London was built between 1860 and 1885 and is thoroughly Victorian in character.

There is a certain Victorian mustiness in the serried ranks of houses and trees of suburban north London. In the area I spent the next twenty years or so one may have been forgiven for thinking it was any decade after 1920. The street furniture of signs, benches, mailboxes, telegraph poles, lamp standards, abandoned rail infrastructure etc gave an impression of either studied neglect or a fusty retardation - only the vehicles at the roadside offered an immediate clue as to the age.

One might say that there was a faint air of romanticism of the seedier Hollywood kind in the atmosphere. One might have also thought of the northern grittiness of a Ken Loach film. In either case, the lowering mists augmented such airs and added their own sulphurous taste of antiquity.

In my memory, there is a sense of melancholy about the suburban trains of north London. For a while, I was an occasional passenger on the wheezing diesels of the Gospel Oak to Barking Line. Their asthmatic, swaying carriages with deep and dusty seats made ponderous progress on that line as it halted at a nearby station. The station platforms spoke of past glories by their size, but were now truncated by steel barriers to sensibly accommodate the two vintage railcars that made up the service. The far side of this barrier was allowed to return to a verdant wild, and the mist-moistened remainder, lit by the gloom of the Northern Heights twilight, awaited a sad fate and even sadder train.

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Monday, October 08, 2007

Bling

A modern term to describe ostentation has also been used to describe the articles of 'flash' themselves. Often, this is a term used to describe the trashy, cheap, showy 'gold' jewelery worn by American blacks or poor white trash.

Some Mexicans, being affected by the worst excesses of American culture, also have a form of bling. Here in Tampico, in Mercado Juarez and witnessing a parade, a farrago, of the lower echelons, I can see examples on a daily basis.

Our prototypical Mexican blingmaster will have elaborately tooled western boots, made of some illogically exotic skin (alligator and ostrich are preferred), with built up heels. Peg jeans, freshly laundered and pressed are worn with a belt of the same skin as the boots. This belt MUST have a huuuuge buckle with elaborate, martial symbols (snakes, eagles etc) worked in to the design. Allegedly, there is a correlation between buckle size and the organ that lies behind it, but this is hearsay.

On the belt hangs a gallimaufry of communications devices - and here the bling really swings - that ALWAYS includes AT LEAST two mobile phones, augmented by,perhaps, one or two alphanumeric pagers and, for the serious blinger, a Motorola trunk radio handset. From the pocket must dangle the alarm remote of the blinged-up Ford Lobo 4x4 pickup parked nearby.

Shirts are often elaborately embroidered cotton (if the blingmeister has some restraint) or, if not, printed polyester - preferred designs feature stallions, eagles, snakes et al. Often, the rear shoulder panel will be of some kind of imitation skin. A string tie is an option. Hats are de rigeur and of the traditional 'cowboy' type rather than the usual Mexican shade-giving sombrero. The moustache is a must and, presumably, bushiness is akin to virility.

Are such men typical? Sure seems that way from where I sit...

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Naturalization - Pt.3

Last Thursday afternoon, at five minutes before the government office closing time of 5.00PM, a very nice lady called me from the SRE in Cd. Victoria. She spoke clearly, simply and carefully and asked if I might attend the office there for an interview with the SRE delegate as a part of my naturalization application.

"Certainly", I said, "When?".
"At 8.00AM tomorrow morning", responds the nice lady.

Well, we were two employees down and that was rather short notice. So I asked the nice lady if they had another appointment and we agreed on today (25th September) at 10.00AM. That also gave me a few days to study in anticipation of being quizzed on the history and geography of the United Mexican States.

Cd.Victoria is a pleasant city of about 200,000 people and is about a three hour drive from Tampico. We made the downtown area in good time and breakfasted, near the government offices, on gorditas with scrambled egg and dried shredded meat.

We arrived promptly and were seen within ten minutes. I spent the time reading some very interesting posters regarding the rights of Mexican illegal immigrants whilst in the USA and a notice of a class-action lawsuit seeking to recover unpaid overtime and wages paid at less than statutory minimum. In the case of Jiminez et al. Versus Rosenbaum-Cunningham International (RCI) - a cleaning contractor whose directors were recently indicted on a slew of charges concerning employment of illegals and non-payment of taxes - former employees were invited to contact the attorneys handling the case. Interesting....

Anyway, my interview with the SRE state delegate lasted all of TEN MINUTES! Sign here three times, give right and left index fingerprints here, here and here three times. Why are you seeking nationalization?, I am asked. In truth, so I can own property within the 50Km coastal zone and because I want to live here permanently, I say.

And that was that. In about a week, Victoria will transmit my case number to Tampico so I can track the progress of my application on line. The issue of a naturalization card will be in 6-8 months and I have to keep my FM2 current until that card is received (so I this had better be finalised before June 2008 when my FM2 expires!).

We were back on the sidewalk by 10.30AM. No piercing questions. No probing queries. No Kafkaesque procedures.

Easy.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Divertissement - Dead Loss Angeles

If Las Vegas might be described as the rhinestone of Nevada then is LA the cubic zirconium of California? During the time I lived in LA in the late 1980's and early 1990's I did a variety of things to earn a living and saw a great variety of people - some famous, most not.

I have sold car tires to Penny Spheeris and fitted a new battery to the vintage Rolls-Royce of Richard Anderson. I have delivered packages to Janet Jackson and sneakers to Paula Abdul. I have cleaned the swimming pool of Rick Davies, been advised by Nick Nolte, and built a very pleased Battle Davis an off-street parking stand for his new Lotus. Once, in a Santa Monica chocolatier, I turned from the counter rather hastily and trod on the foot of Jamie Lee Curtis, who had been waiting next in line.

On all these occasions, these folk were passers-by or customers. There was no retinue, no bodyguards (surprisingly), no flaming egos or sense of superiority (even more surprising)...just...people and...life.

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Thursday, September 06, 2007

Naturalization Pt.2 - Initial Approaches

In order to become a naturalized citizen one has to comply with certain conditions, complete forms and supply various proofs. One may apply as a spouse of a Mexican, a parent of children born in Mexico, a person of Mexican descent, a person of Latin-American or Spanish descent, a long-term permanent resident, or for having performed a service that advances or enriches the culture or society.

Practically, I could either apply as the parent of children born in Mexico (for which there is no time requirement) or as a foreign-born spouse of a Mexican (for which I have to have resided here and been married for at least two years). This was the most cost-effective option and costs just over MN$1100 (as opposed to more than MN$3000 for the former option).

Back in March 2007, I looked at the website - www.sre.gob.mx - and I immediately saw that there were differences in the application forms for naturalization. The Spanish language version appeared to be just one form (carrying a fairly recent revision date) with a series of tick boxes to determine one's grounds for the application.

The English language version seemed to be spread over many types of form - all of which seemed to have revision dates from a good few years ago. Additionally, there were differences in the fee structure. I was certain that these anomalies were due to indifferent site maintenance but I thought, to be safe, a visit to our local SRE sub-office here in Tampico might clear things up.

And here is where the merry dance begins...

The SRE maintains a principal office in the capital city of each state - ours being in Ciudad Victoria - and a number of sub-offices - mainly to handle passport applications - in the major cities of each state. Our sub-office in Tampico is just a few blocks from our house and hard by the City Hall.

I went to the counter and asked if they had the papers for a naturalization application. The response was a sharp and swift negative. "Naturalization is handled by the state office in Ciudad Victoria." said the shrewish woman at the counter. I was reminded of Seinfeld's 'Soup Nazi'. "You must get the forms from the Internet", she continued, overriding my protests that the forms said different things and had different charges. She was adamant, "The correct forms are on the website of the SRE. NEXT!".

The conversation was clearly over. Another hopeful had pushed his way in front of me to wave a passport application in the face of the official.

So, off we went to Cd.Victoria, some weeks later. The official there was polite and helpful and genuinely bemused that we had trekked from Tampico. I told her of what happened at the Tampico sub-office and she was clearly perplexed at their intransigence. She checked over my application and papers and discovered a fatal flaw that I had not seen. I needed to make the application at least six months before the expiry of my FM2. Unfortunately, my FM2 was to expire in June, a mere three months away.

This meant that I would have to go through the Kafkaesque renewal process at the Immigration office and pay at least MN$2500 for another year's extension.

Pah!

So, the extension was done. The SRE updated their forms and website. I perused the requirements very carefully and began to collate and compile all the supporting documentation. Now, that supporting documentation is listed on the application form's attachments. This is what it says I had to provide:

  • Passport - original and two copies. Copies to include ALL pages, including covers and blanks.
  • FM2 - original and two copies - same conditions.
  • A declaration, signed and dated, giving the dates on which one left and re-entered Mexico during the last two years (this information is already in the FM2 in the form or entry & exit stamps)
  • Marriage certificate - original and copy
  • Spouse's birth certificate - original and copy
  • Spouse's Credencial de Elector (Voter Card) - original and copy
  • Declaration by spouse, signed and dated, attesting to the fact that we have been married at least two years and have lived together during that time.
  • One passport sized photo, in colour.
  • Payment slip from a Bank showing Application Fee has been paid.
Quite a list. I thought I had everything. I did. I had everything the list asked for.

Silly me.

The first rule of dealing with Mexican officialdom is that they will ALWAYS want more than a colleague or official guide told you was required. After looking at my meager pile of papers - here's where the 'kafkaesque' bit comes in - this is what I was required to provide:

  • Passport - original and THREE copies. Copies to include ALL pages, including covers and blanks. EVERY page of EVERY copy to be signed and dated.
  • FM2 - original and THREE copies. Copies to include ALL pages, including covers and blanks. EVERY page of EVERY copy to be signed and dated.
  • A declaration, signed and dated, giving the dates on which I left and re-entered Mexico during the last two years (this information is already in the FM2 in the form of entry & exit stamps). Dates to be in a tabular form with columns headed 'Salida' and 'Entrada' and THREE copies.
  • Marriage certificate - original and THREE copies
  • Spouse's birth certificate - original and THREE copies
  • Spouse's Credencial de Elector (Voter Card) - original and copy. Copy to have a declaration attached from an unrelated third-party, signed and dated, saying the photo was a true likeness. (It's a government issued ID card ferkrissakes!)
  • Declaration by spouse, signed and dated, attesting to the fact that we have been married at least two years and have lived together during that time. To be written using an official form of wording and have THREE copies.
  • THREE passport sized photos, in colour.
  • Payment slip from a Bank showing Application Fee has been paid - plus THREE copies.
  • Letter to the SRE State Delegate - plus THREE copies - explaining that the Civil Registry office had made a boo-boo in 2000 by insisting that I had an 'apellido materno' (a matronymic of my mother's maiden name) when I had no official documents bearing that name as it is not a thing that is used outside Spanish-speaking countries.
The official dealing with all this was reasonably helpful but gave a specious explanation to my wife's remonstrances over what was required to support the application. He also told us that the Municipality charged MN$200 to accept the application and forward it to Cd.Victoria - what the local municipal government has to do with this is anybody's guess.

Well, I have to expect to be contacted in about a week by the SRE delegate's office in Cd.Victoria to arrange an appointment to go there. At that appointment, says the official here in Tampico, I will have to submit fingerprints and pass a brief test wherein I will be asked questions on Mexican history, geography and politics. If this goes well then the application is approved and forwarded to the SRE in Mexico DF for final processing and issuing of a Naturalization Certificate.

Whoopee!

I'll tell more when it happens.

Naturalization Pt.1 - Why?

I have been thinking about becoming a naturalized Mexican for some time and I shall now report, over the next few posts, the process that led me to the doors of the SRE (Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores - Secretariat of Foreign Affairs) this morning.

The process of becoming a legally enfranchised citizen of these United Mexican States is laborious, but not overly complex or difficult. Like any contact between foreigner and federal government, one must bear in mind that the process is about providing employment for the civil servants involved and enhanced revenue streams for the various branches of government that may have a finger in the pie.

To me, the value in becoming a citizen is the ability to own real estate in my own name. As Tampico is within a restricted zone (50Km from either coast or frontier), the direct ownership of property by foreigners is strictly forbidden. Additionally, I may not be a director of a publicly listed company nor own shares. I must also renew my visa every twelve months - at considerable expense - submit to annual police inspection and be subject to other numerous and pettily onerous reporting requirements.

Furthermore, travel to the USA carries its own difficulties, which I am anxious to avoid.

We travel to Texas at least thrice annually. Each time we approach the frontier I am required - on the Mexican side - to submit my FM2 to have an exit stamp affixed and complete and a form giving details of my destination and reason for leaving. the Mexican official also annotates my name, address, place of employment and expected return date.

When we reach the head of the line on the US side, the fun really begins.

My Mexican wife merely has to show her Border Crossing Card - a US government issued identity card that allows her to stay for up to 72 hours up to thirty miles from the border (more than this requires her passport and an entry permit) - which is backed by a 10 year Class B1/B2 visa in her passport although the passport itself is not needed.

As the United Kingdom is on friendly terms with the US, I do not need a visa to enter. However, I do need to complete an Entry Permit Application I-94, submit to having my photo taken, give my right and left index fingerprints, pay US$6 and I may be allowed to pass in to the hallowed realm of the American Commonweal.

On a good day at the Reynosa-Pharr bridge, when the American officials are cheery and traffic is light, we can be done with the whole process is 15 minutes or less. I joke with the officers about being an 'OTM' (that is: 'Other Than Mexican' - the official appellation) and I drop hints that, as an old hand, I know the ropes. Usually, if the officers are relaxed and experienced, they will allow me to go to the immigration office unescorted.

However, on a bad day, when traffic is heavy and the officials are sullen, sweating and of grim visage, the process can take up to an hour to complete. My cheerful hints about being an 'OTM' are met with snarls of, "We'll determine that, sir". Questions are harshly and hoarsely asked. Answers are probed. Further proof is demanded. Logic seems to go strangely adrift. On one occasion, I was asked, "Where have you come from?". I gazed, pointedly, behind me across the bridge towards my adopted land, "Er, Mexico?", I hazarded. Boomed the officer, "No! Where are YOU from?". He held my British passport in a meatily sweating paw. I pointed towards it and said, "England", whilst I resisted the surging impulse to add, 'Just like it says right there, dumbass!'.

So another advantage of having Mexican citizenship is the ability to avoid such scenes at the border and experience an easier and faster crossing.

So, in March 2007, I decided to begin the process of becoming Mexican. This turned out to be a somewhat false start, as I will explain in a subsequent post.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Reading Pt.2

More unaired books are sought and discovered. Some are recent acquisitions, some I had all but forgotten ever purchasing (number in brackets is number of years I have had the book without cracking the spine):

Cancer Ward (Solzhenitsyn)
One hardly needs add the author's first name here - he has become canonical. Although this is, seemingly, a tale of poor patients in a provincial cancer treatment centre (that could be England in the 1950's) we are painfully aware that Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn is, in actuality, reliving his own experience as he spreads his metaphor of the rottenness of the communist state. (12)

The 51st State (Peter Preston)
An intriguing story of the big 'what-if' the United Kingdom were absorbed by the USA (oh, happy day!). It's a bit of a ham-handed story but one can easily see the real Boris Johnson as the protagonist. (12)

Coast to Coast (James Morris)
A travelogue of America at the dawn of the interstate era in the early 1950's. Personally, I found Morris's tone to be a little patronising at times but he offers some fascinating glimpses of an America that has largely vanished.

The Forgotten Network (David Weinstein)
Being a fan of old technologies and their applications, I was intrigued by the tale of Allen B. Du Mont and his pioneering TV network. It seems that anti-competetive forces, in both government and private enterprise, conspired to relegate this network to obscurity after only 9 years of operation - a damned shame!

Jump (Nadine Gordimer)
Amazingly, I had never picked up the works of Nadine Gordimer as I often find that Nobel Prize winners tend to be on the stodgily loquacious side. However, this collection of pithy stories held my attention from cover to cover - fortunately, it was a very slow day! (13)

The Handmaid's Tale (Margaret Atwood)
I don't understand the vibrant and extravagant praise heaped upon this book. As a science-fiction story, it sucks - too many questions arising from the non-application of known technologies (why no IVF, for example). As a postmodern dystopia it's a cracking read - despite many inconsistencies and logical fallacies. I believe that the author (a Canadian) is getting in a few postmodern liberal digs at christian fundamentalism and American values - some of her plot choices are idealogically suspect or philosophically untenable. (5)

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

POST DELAYED DUE TO BLOGGER SPAM-PREVENTION BOTS

Dean

It is August 22nd, 2007 - my 43rd birthday. As I write this, at 2.20PM Central Time, Hurricaine Dean is dumping many inches of rain on us in downtown Tampico. The schools are closed, most stores are closed, the markets are closed - we are in state of siege. I would like to be able to publish this blog entry within minutes of my writing it to give a sense of immediacy to a report from th hurricaine zone. Regrettably, Blogger has locked me out and accused me of being a spam-blog. I have asked them to verify that this site is, indeed, genuine and lift the restrictions forthwith.

Dean made landfall about an hour ago and is now near Poza Rica. We are experiencing the tail's heavy rains but, fortunately, have been spared the winds. In the meantime, the gas tanks of all three house vehicles are full, we have water, flashlights and food. If the power goes out then we are ready.

This will be posted asap.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Beg (Pt.2)

Having witnessed a goodly number of beggars in a fair few countries, I have come to the conclusion that begging - defined as the act of seeking money without offering a good or service in return - may be generally categorised as being of one of two types.

The Passive Beggar is just that. He sits, cup or box in hand, sometimes with a dog or child, waiting for alms. Occasionally, he may have a sign proclaiming his woes or his willingness to offer some service - 'Will Work for Food' is oft seen but I can recount, from personal experience, that work is not what the beggar had in mind and the sign is usually a sop to either local law or your own conscience.

Indeed, when living in Los Angeles in the early 1990's, I hired such indigents on several occasions and found them useless as workers. Much better was to hire from the ever-present pool of Mexican labour that clustered around the yards of the contractor's merchants.

By contrast, the Active Beggar does not wait for you to take pity and offer charity - he is much more 'in your face'. In London, in the late 1990's, there was a campaign to put an end to 'aggressive begging' - thought of as the 'in your face' kind where the beggars would approach one directly to either offer a 'service' or demand money in a menacing fashion. However 'aggressive' they were, nevertheless, it only happened in public spaces and a firm 'no' was usually enough. Beggars never hassled the patrons of retail establishments within those places.

Which brings us anon to Tampico. Seemingly, there is no such social nicety concerning begging in a menacing manner in any place at any time. Yes, I know the poor may well be inclined to try whatever works but I do not consider the following situations acceptable and are closer to what I would describe as 'agressive begging':
  • Today. Standing in in front of the cashier at a local branch of Banco Santander-Serfin, a ragged, dirty teenager stands very close next to me and says, loudly, "Give me a present". I told him to get the f**k away from me. I then hear him trying the same tactic on the rest of the patrons behind me - all say 'no'. Incredibly, no one from the Bank's staff made any effort to remove him, nor did any of the patrons complain.
  • Last week, in a local BurgerKing, a similar thing happened. A ragged urchin sullenly demanded of the patrons that they feed him. The diners on an adjacent table offered him a hamburger and fries but he cursed them loudly and demanded money. At this point, however, two burly youths emerged from the kitchen to eject the beggar. This, however, is not a common ocurrence.
Our own three stores each have a coterie of older folk who, like clockwork, demand their due. I do not use the word 'demand' in a loose sense as they actually use the imperative form of the verb 'dar' (to give) - as in "Da me...." rather than the softer (with an implied politeness) form, "Me da...". They never say 'please' nor 'thank-you' and seem to consider that we owe them by dint of having what they do not.


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Saturday, August 04, 2007

Urban Paranoia

As I said earlier, we visited friends of the wife's in Monterrey recently. They have just moved in to a very nice little house in a new middle-class development on the western edge of Monterrey - a majestic setting in the foothills of the nearby mountains.

In common with the other houses on the development, there is a 15' high wall around the three sides of their back garden and heavy steel bars on ALL the windows. Additionally, they have an alarm system (linked to a central monitoring station) and some neighbours have the ubiquitous roof dogs. Their street is patrolled by a private security guard (who covers their street and just two other adjacent streets) as well as having organised a Neighbourhood Watch scheme.

One might be excused for thinking that theirs is a high-crime neighbourhood - but I do not believe it to be so.

Now, NationMaster tells us that Mexicio is at #34 for burglaries per capita - well below the United States, the UK and other developed countries. This low ranking may well be due to under reporting of the crime (the police seem, generally, not to be trusted or bothered with) or, perhaps, because of protection systems in use?

There is no reliable way of telling but, in the meantime, we must also add the knowledge that, culturally, all 'outsiders' are not be trusted. This 'cultural fear' is what leads to such elaborate precautions and, effective or no, a continued insularity that feeds paranoia.

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Ten Random Ruminations

Saturday mornings tend to be a little slow before 9.30AM and I often find myself in posession of a mind that is wandering along some of the strangest diversions. Such as...

  • Belinda has fat ankles. She does! Just look at the photos that Vianney used for their campaign.
  • Watching the novelas on Televisa gives one the impression that whiteness is revered as glamourous.
  • UNICEF says that about 11 million children die every year (about one every three seconds) from 'easily preventable diseases' but doesn't say how White Western Liberal Guilt (over the use of such things as DDT, nuclear power etc) has played a role in maintaining such a high rate.
  • Belinda is not even Mexican! AND she has fat ankles! (wait, didn't we go there already?).
  • What is the difference between 'red sauce' and 'green sauce'? They are both usually eye-wateringly, gut-searingly, pants-fartingly hot.
  • Who'dathunkit it! Spicy chocolate sauce over chicken...Yummm!
  • I'm a foreigner here. I can't vote. Can I wear that rather fetching white baseball cap with 'Support Chucho Nader' on the front?
  • Why does Babelfish tell me that Chucho is of the BREAD Party? "We want tortillas, not bread" (snicker)...oh, well...if I have to explain it you wouldn't understand.
  • Just what the hell is a "Beautiful Treason" anyway, Miss Peregrin? (and what's with the Belinda obsession this morning?)

Friday, August 03, 2007

Really Modern (Pt.2)

Last week, we took a short vacation to Monterrey & McAllen - more for the benefit of our daughter than anything - that turned out to be an edifying experience in some ways. As I have said before, Monterrey is a booming, wealthy city that can pass easily for Houston. The level of new and recent construction we witnessed was astounding.

Our visit took us, for a few hours, to the 'Museum of Mexican History' and I was given the opportunity to ponder on the development of these United Mexican States.

Mexican popular culture is, to my eyes, a full reflection of American (or, at least, 'Western') idiom. This isn't necessarily a bad thing as there are positive qualities - such as self-reliance, independence, thrift, the 'Protestant' work ethic etc - but there appears to be an unhealthy importation of some of the more recent and abstract negative aspects of American social culture as well. These negatives revolve around such concepts as situational ethics, cultural relativism and non-judgmentalism.

I saw an example of these negatives when perusing the exhibits at the museum in Monterrey. The curators felt, evidently, that a series of great wrongs had been done to the 'indigenous' peoples of this country subsequent to the arrival, in 1521, of Cortes. There was precious little mention of such salient facts that the Conquistadores were helped by 'Fifth Column' tribes (such as the Tlaxcala) who wanted to see the Aztecs fall. There was little mention of the savagery and tyranny of Aztec rule. There was only passing mention of the fact that the great site at Chichen Itza was already in ruins when it was discovered by the Spanish.

In all cases, there is a sub-Rousseauian wistfulness for the 'native peoples' whose peaceful way of life was 'violently destroyed' by the Spanish 'marauders'. Certainly, there were Spanish who did not seem to be particularly civilised - men like de Guzman, for example - but, on the whole, there was benign domination by a technologically advanced culture.

Fast forward 500 years. Thanks to the Spanish influence, Mexico is now a trillion-dollar, oil based economy. The development could have been eased, and made more profitable, if the Spanish had been a little more munificent in their conquest and settlement. Certainly, the indigenous tribes were not properly assimilated and old wrongs were left to fester to the present day.

Treatment of individuals notwithstanding, the Mexican Constitution gurantees rights and protections for all its citizens - mestizo and indio. There have been abuses, in the past, but it does not follow that present generations should bear a burden for the abuses of their forefathers.
But the left-liberal intelligentsia, schooled in the negative traditions that owe a debt to Marx, now lead a full-throated cry for 'indigenous rights', by which they mean, presumably, fully taxpayer-funded 'homelands' controlled and populated by the 'indigenous' peoples - probably along the lines of those arrangements made for the Australian Aborigines.

Now, such fostering of a 'victim mentality' with a nascent sense of entitlement is hardly likely to provoke great strides in personal advancement or economic development. Given that this country has had 500 years of 'westernization' and that it is an industrial economy, the 'natives' desperately need to ditch their agrarian tendencies and GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

I mean, just what the hell is this mystical 'cultural' attachment to the idea of land anyway? Are we really to understand that 20% of the population, by dint of believing themselves to be 'indigenous', are entitled to a share of cultivatable land and government funded assistance (either by subsidy or anti-competetive tarriff) with which they may while away their days growing only enough to keep themselves in penury?

Just where does this quasi-Marxist BS come from? For sure, the only people who benefit from it are the intelligentsia themselves, who will continue to bang the drum of 'oppression' for as long as they stand to gain from it - think Flavio Sosa, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton et al.

As always, those at the bottom always lose out - in the long term - from being 'helped'. The only good help is that which is commissioned by one's self.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Ennio Morricone Has A Lot To Answer For

An arresting title, to be sure. But what do I mean by it? The erstwhile Italian composer gave Sergio Leone an unforgettable theme for "Il buono, Il brutto, Il cattivo" - rendered by Clint Eastwood and co as the memorable 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly'. The howling coyote chorus, thundering rhythms and Mexican trumpets set the atmosphere superbly.

However, I am reminded on a continual basis, in Mercado Juarez, of how such greatness can be bastardized, weakened, diluted into meaninglessness.

There is a plague of slot machines in the market - small 1 peso devices that have lots of flashing lights, squawks, sirens and buzzers and pay out, maximally, no more than 10 pesos. Several of these machines play, in tinny, one-note, cheap Chinese electronic fashion, the opening bars of Morricone's heroic theme.


The bizarre thing is that none of these machines actually have a 'Western' or 'Cowboy' theme that would make the choice of music appropriate. Indeed, many seem to be targeted at children, or the child-like, with their bright colours and their Pokemon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or soccer motifs.

Apparently illegal (the State Lottery being the only legelly sanctioned form of gambling), these machines are appearing like mushrooms and no one seems bothered by the fact they block market passages and encourage indolence.


On a lighter, and more positive note, there has been recent program to replace all the street signs in the downtown area. The municipality has comissioned a very neat, clear and pleasing design that also includes the former name of the street, where it had one - this, apparently, has kept the City Historian very busy indeed over the last 6 months!

I had thought that these new signs would be restricted to a 20 block area around City hall but I have spotten them further afield - I do hope they survive vandalism.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Reading

The late afternoon in the smaller store is often quiet enough for some reading. I have, recently, discovered all manner of books on my shelves that I have had for some time without them being glanced at. I decided it was time to air their pages (the number in brackets shows how many years that book sat unaired):

1. The King Must Die (Mary Renault)
The legend of Theseus gets a retelling in to a more likely, and more realistic, thread of a story. Highly enjoyable and very intelligently written. (15)

2. The Road Ahead (William H Gates)
Chairman Bill gave us Windows - like it or loathe it, it's hard to beat - and became richer than Croesus. In this tome that does-not-foretell-the-future I found a lot to laught at. Despite it being an 'updated' edition he makes no mention of Linux and spends much time telling us how IBM, Ed Roberts, Ken Olsen, Xerox PARC et al all missed the PC gravy train. Trouble is, Bill is gonna' be laughing on the other side of his face if they keep producing c*ap like 'Vista' (or is that 'Windows XP, Service Pack 3'?). (6)

3. The Soviet Space Race With Apollo (Asif Siddiqui)
Volume two of a very detailed analysis of the Soviet space efforts to 1975. This volume covers the period from the death, in 1966, of Sergei Korolev ('The Chief Designer' of the Soviet space program) to the cancellation of their N1 moon rocket program. Fascinating stuff and incredible that such a relatively backward country (technologically) as the USSR could accomplish so much. (2)

4. Dorian (Will Self)
Will Self - upper-middle class druggie writer to the British intelligentsia - is a favourite writer of mine and this retelling of the Oscar Wilde classic is a bit of a laboured slog through the metaphor. (1)

5. Baby Driver (Jan Kerouac)
The memoirs of the deceased offspring of formerly great writers makes for interesting reading. Jan only ever met Jack on two occasions and never seems to have thought much of him. 'Baby Driver' is an autobiographical account that jumps between and around her early years with her mother in New York and her later teenage years in South and Southern America. Jan is in the club that includes William S. ('Billy') Burroughs Jr. and has, as honourary members, the former wives of great writers and/or their muses....leading us to... (2)

6. Off The Road (Carolyn Cassady)
Neal Cassady (aka 'Dean Moriarty', 'Cody Pomeroy' etc) was THE muse to Jack Kerouac but seems to have been a bit of an old sunumbitch to the wimmin in his life. This account is written by his second wife and provides much detailed background to the Beats madcap, screwball, blue-assed fly runarounds. (3)

7. London Fields (Martin Amis)
Amis has a superb way with the English language - something that may well have been inherited from his illustrious father - and this is most probably his greatest work. There are turns of phrase that seem to leap from the page with their efficacy to lodge themselves in the memory after being savoured for effect. (2)

"The reports of theses sneezes - quacked and splatty - travelled towards Nicola at the speed of sound: Keith's cur's sneezes. With his hand flat over his mouth he...moved off softly...
'Sneezes like a cur,' said Nicola to herself."

8. The Road To Wellville (T Coraghessan Boyle)
Not as gripping as some of Boyle's short story collections or as entertaining as 'Budding Prospects' but Boyle is a writer that holds the attention with engaging tales, told in a lively manner. This one concerns itself with Victorian health faddishness at Dr. Harvey Kellog's sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan. (2)

9. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand)
'Nuff said!

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Friday, July 06, 2007

Actually, I Come To Praise Telmex...

We have had broadband internet from Telmex for about three years. In all that time, we have only lost service once (for about a day) and the wireless router/modem has never been switched off. Three years continuous service for such a cheap box of electronics is pretty good.

Wednesday morning, however, the modem gave up the ghost - I think the power supply developed a fault and took the modem out with it. At any rate, the 'magic smoke' escaped.

Oh well, I thought. At least I can buy another one from the computer guys two blocks away. Off I went to see them but, woes aplenty, was told that I could only use Telmex supplied gear with Telmex broadband! So, off to the Telmex central office in Plaza de Armas where a very nicy, smiley young lady told me they didn't sell the units separately but I could buy them in Sanborns or Sams Club (she was talking crap, incidentally).

I was suspicious that this might be too easy so checked with BiL - who confirmed that a)I can only use Telmex supplied routers and b)they will be replaced gratis by Telmex if they ever go worong. Whoo-Hoo!

Call Telmex support line and ask for an operator who speaks English (she did, albeit poorly). Describe problem. 'OK', they say, 'We'll send a new unit. It should be with you in five to seven working days'. WHAT? That's looking at the end of next week! Eeek! Well, at least the wife has a new laptop with built in wireless card and the nice cafe in Plaza de Armas has free wireless internet access so things could be worse.

But, BIG surprise! The new modem turns up the very NEXT DAY! A few calls were needed to tech support to have the access code and password reset but everything went smoothly.

Score ONE to Telmex! Well done!

Now, I will allow that flush of ethusiasm to die away whilst I wait in full expectation of less than satisfactory service the next time around. Excuse me...

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Thursday, July 05, 2007

Monument To Duty

The other day, a Sunday, we took a slow, meandering kind of walk (just the wife and I) along the causeway of the river channel on Playa Miramar - they call it 'El Malecon'. It was a fine afternoon, warm but overcast, and it was our wedding anniversary. We wandered around, relaxed, grabbed an welcomingly icy-cold beer or three from an Oxxo and had lunch in one of the fine luxury restaurants on the beach front - the 'Brisas Del Mar' being our preference.


Cars are no longer allowed to drive on the causeway itself and this makes one's perambulations, against a backdrop of the surf, far more pleasant. However, there are still many ambulatory sellers of the same kind of 'folk rustic' jewellery and adornments that may be found in San Luis Potosi, Mexico City, Venice Beach, Venice proper and any other place where folk of a hippy persuasion may be found.

We stood observing the crashing waves at the causeway's end. Huge concrete forms, blocks and stars, were dumped around the end of it and the waves toiled ceaselessly against them. A school of dolphins entertained us and a few other onlookers - one dolphin even obliged us by leaping clear of the water and twisting to show a pink underbelly. Cameras at the ready, we waited patiently for the next performance but those wily creatures did not re-emerge.

I learnt some history. At the beginning of the causeway, by its junction with Blvd. Costero, is a monument to the men of the Mexican Merchant Marine who lost their lives in the 1942 U-Boat campaign in the Gulf of Mexico. Between May and September of that year, six ships of the Pemex fleet were sunk by Nazi torpedoes. The monument, an hexagonal obelisk surrounded by benches inscribed with the name of each ship, is, sadly, missing five of the bronze plaques that gave the names of the individuals to whom the monument is dedicated. It forms part of a larger story of those brave men who gave their lives, voluntarily, to fight alongside the Americans in World War Two or support them in their cause. There are few references, in either official histories or in literature, to Mexican citizens joining the US military. Jack Kerouac, in 'On The Road', writes of discussing, in the late 1940’s, with the brethren of a Mexican girlfriend, "what we had done and where we had been in the War" (Kerouac saw war service as a sailor in the US Merchant Marine) and it was that phrase that was in my mind as I looked at this lonely monument in our Gulf-coast port.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Nanny

Although not formally religious, I do agree with many aspects of Christian doctrine and believe that, for example, the 'Golden Rule' is an excellent guide for a productive and neighbourly life. 'Cleanliness is next to Godliness' is another credo I could agree with, and it is certainly an idea that the Mexican Secretary of Public Health continues to promulgate.

Many TV and print commercials here in Mexico carry, by government order, a subtitle, or sub-text, that reinforces a view of the 'correct' use of the goods being advertised. For example, all advertisements for alcoholic beverages (from simple beer and wine coolers right through to the hardest liquor) carry a warning to 'Avoid the excess' (Evita el exceso) - meaning not to drink so that one becomes standing-up, falling-down, vomiting copiously in the gutter drunk. Indeed, public drunkeness is frowned upon mightily in this country, and even legally peacable drinking, such as in a bar, has an air of shameful furtiveness about it.

TV advertisements for personal hygiene products, such as soap and anti-perspirant, carry the text 'Cleanliness is healthful' and beauty products for women are advertised with the omnipresent tag-line, 'Health is attractive'. Even food products carry an exhortation to 'Boil the water', if such liquid is involved in its preparation. Foods thought of as 'healthful' oft carry the command to 'Take exercise'.

Now, in some countries, such 'interference' in the lives of the citizenry may be called 'nannyism'. Indeed, the ‘n-th degree’ nannyism of certain European states is bitterly resented by their peoples and, all too often, exhibits an unattractive tendency for their goverments to micro-manage for its own sake. Fortunately, as Mexico is still in the process of development, such nannyism is, seemingly, nothing more than a paternal (or avuncular) concern for the people's welfare.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Misuse - Redux

I have previously blogged here on the subject of the use and abuse of common facilities - with particular reference to the ongoing problem outside the IMSS Family Clinic in Cd.Madero. You may recall that I reported on the almost complete obstruction of the sidewalk, in front of the clinic, by mobile food-sellers who took up so much space that pedestrians were forced in to the roadway.

These sellers, in protest at repeated requests to disperse, also began to ply their trade directly in front of the clinic entrance and within its grounds. This was too much for IMSS and they asked the municipality to clear all obstructions forthwith.

With alacrity, the police moved in yesterday (as reported in today's 'Diario de Tampico') and cleared the front of the building and the sidewalk.

Four arrests were made (whether to set an example, or for genuine misdemeanours, it is not clear) and, predictably, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the deposed merchants. Complaints such as, "We have a right to work" and "Everyone has a right to eat" were given voice and their were calls for the resignation of Sr.Galvan, the mayor of Cd.Madero. This being the more tranquil north, I do not expect any APPO-ist style advocacy group to spring forth with calls for boycotts and forcible change to local government.

Now, I am not - ipso facto - against such emergent capitalism, as evidenced by the pullulation of food sellers (good luck to 'em), but I do consider that in causing a collective nuisance they have damaged their credibility when they speak of providing a service the 'customers' of the IMSS clinic. Culturally, this failure to organise amongst themselves is part of the wider Ibero-Catholic attitude of mistrust for all those outside one's own family circle. Unfortunately, it is to the detriment of both the merchants and their patrons.

I wonder if they will return when the dust has settled?

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

You Know When You've Been Gringo'd

Some years ago, a TV advertising campaign ran in England to promote a fizzy soft drink called 'Tango'. The ad featured a man being slapped around the face by an orange-clad person immediately after drinking said beverage with the voiceover line, "You know when you've been Tango'd".

It came to my mind the other day, as I was being cheated out of two pesos for a 20 litre garrafon of water, that a word is needed to describe the act of being taken advantage of for being non-Mexican. I have found that, being white and grey-eyed, occasionally inspires a business owner to develop a souk mentality and charge me more than the usual price for a good or service. Rapid application of fluent curses in good street Spanish, where appropriate, is usually enough to bring the price back to local level. Seemingly, being reasonable invites excuses ('The price went up last week/yesterday', 'But this is a newer one' etc etc)

When such a thing happens "You Know When You've Been Gringo'd".

The owner-operators of microbuses and taxis are the worst for attempted overcharging, with small stores with unmarked prices being a close second. Today, the vendor at the water purification plant charged me MN$1